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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
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Also have you ever made so many innuendos that everything starts to sound sexual? Not that... this is happening to me... right now... *ahem*
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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"Bos: vote for him or he'll smash you in the face with a skillet"
Too aggressive?
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Just him, mind you. Not any of the rest of us.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Though I do refer to my large cast iron skillet as coming in the "spouse killer" size.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Fixed it for ya.
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Chicago, Illinois USA
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? I am confused. Who is Bos?
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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Our very own slcboston who took 43rd place in the Iowa caucus last night. Just a hair behind a stuffed squirel named "Roger" and three pounds of Jarlsburg cheese!
Good job, Mr. Future President!* *not to be confused with Mr. Future Girl.
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
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*launches Freedom of Information request to get access to the Quote Book of Doom*
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The Sarcasm Fairy
Join Date: Jun 2011
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What are you talking about? This stuff is GOLD! Gold I tell you!
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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![]() *sigh* Cast aside on the woodpile of history so soon.....
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
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I've decided it's not fair. Why is it that England has the best humorous novelists? First it's Terry Pratchett, then Jonathan Howard and Toby Frost.
I want to write funny stuff like they do! I cry foul!
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
Join Date: Nov 2010
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*was never really concerned*
You and I both know I have a rare set of skills that will be needed in the coming zoombee apoxylips. I'm referring to beekeeping, of course. We gonna be needin' some honey when we're running from the undead. |
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: Pittsburgh, PA
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*is dragged in by the cat*
Morning... *thud*
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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We can be funny, too.
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
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Darn you, Lowest Bidder!
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
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That kid is BACK on the escalator!
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Have all his stuff and it's a riot. Occasionally I'll re-read Big Tr0uble for a good laugh.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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I disappear for an hour and come back to a page full of messages. Sorry to see SLC's political career on the skids already, the slogans were really going well there for the first few words.
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Waltzing with fae. Slowly.
Join Date: Aug 2007
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I just need some more coffee. Then I will thud no more.
I'm trying to figure out why the birdies are no longer going to the bird feeder. It's freezing out, you'd think they'd be flocking to it!
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: State of Insanity
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*stumbles in, falls in corner*
Never fails to get me laughing like crazy and the other half staring at me like i'm insane.
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Trying to be a betterer writerer
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: SW Indiana, US
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*Sits in the corner, sipping MOAR coffeeeeee.*
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