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Geekzilla
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Join Date: May 2009
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She's dangerous-level smart - she has been told off for dropping the f-bomb, and then went around saying "fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox, fox."
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Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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I had to say that in the right accent for it to make sense.
![]() And reminds me of this, which I find terribly funny, every time I see it. *contains inappropriate language for some English speakers*
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Geekzilla
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Small children swearing is, absurdly, hilarious - I know I should be annoyed, but the cuteness factor outweighs any responsible reaction. This is why I should not have children of my own...
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
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Secret Stick-Figure Superhero
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: Cambridge, Cambridgeshire
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I love you guys.
![]() 1) children swearing is funny. My sisters-in-law hate me sometimes for the giggling that occurs at my nieces swearing. Can't help it! 2) Pentatonix rules! I found them via Kevin Olusola who is ruddy AMAZING. Not just his beat boxing, not just his cello-playing or the fact that he speaks Chinese or got a scholarship to Yale and came from nowhere out in the middle of Kentucky, but... All of it together. He's amazing. 3) new AtCT was awesomesauce! I've done that in one of my stories! I've been in England so long now that I automagically spell Stephen with a PH, but my character is supposed to be Steven with a V! I swap back and forth through the whole thing so far... I figure I can do a search and replace later.... |
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Reminds me of the sex scene in the... fifth? Tommorow when the war began book. The first one between Ellie and Lee. Several of us had been reading the series in grade six (would have been 12/13), and someone reached the sex scene. Got passed around to every kid in the classroom, including those who had no idea what the rest of the series was about. Quote:
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As for Skippy - that was faux pass and deleted from the Australian consciousness by the time I was old enough to speak. It shall never be spoke of again. The same, unfortunately, can't be said for Crocodile Dundee, because every yank who sets foot here brings it up
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I blink
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Aldershot, UK
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Paul Hogan was in the news when I visited Australia two years ago, because of his problems with the tax office. I've had a love of Australian cinema going back thirty years - I do have to remind my fellow Brits sometimes that there's a lot more to it than Crocodile Dundee and Mad Max.
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Searching for Wonderland
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Appalachia
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
Posts: 4,758
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Good morning cantinas
![]() Anyone up for analysing a dream or are we all too busy elsewhere? I'll put it in here, ignore or comment as you wish. I went shopping, when I came out of the store I called a cab. When it arrived the cab turned out to be from a cycling team, Garmin, in fact, the car was the exact same colours as the team strip shown in the pic in the article there. Then Ryder Hesydal got out and said 'I'm taking you home." He was still wearing his team strip. That's all I remember. For some reason though, I'm thinking it's important that it was Ryder who was driving. Anything? Anyone? ![]() I'm doing character analysis today, given the question above I should say, not my own, but one I invented. Breakfast first.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
Posts: 4,056
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So. I wanted to make Jalfrezi curry, but turns out australian supermarkets don't stock the curry paste specific to that. So I figured I would make the curry paste, then the curry.
Three hours later, the damn thing is finally on the boil. I now know why "stay at home wife" was actually a job before convenience foods came along. Would have taken *hours* to cook for a day. Still got to wait 40 minutes before I can eat it *stares hungrily at pot* |
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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And Ali, I have no idea. Maybe your just really looking forwards to the upcoming Tour de France?
*Scratches her head* |
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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And btw - Jallences, your dad sounds awesome.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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And yeah, maybe's my dream is a Tour de France thing (here after called TdF because writing that out every day for three weeks is just too much). I believe Australia has a good chance again this year.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Hey, yeah, we won the last one didn't we?
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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You sure did. And despite the fact that I think Cadel Evans can be a miserable whiney git, I think he thoroughly deserved to win it. He should do well this year too.
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Angelic by name, fiendish by nature
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Jolly old England
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Well this is a weird morning. Woke up to a buff, shirtless man standing outside my bedroom window... too bad it was only a window-cleaner...
Also apparently my parents have taken to standing in the living room watching the people who empty the wheelie bins out. They were just standing there in silence, totally spellbound by watching this happen.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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and ion: FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD |
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
Posts: 3,694
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And good morning friend! I'll just leave this here because the last couple pages went totally over my head.
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Angelic by name, fiendish by nature
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Jolly old England
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Not a personal one. There's a local service that every now and again just goes round the local area cleaning windows for people. It's pretty sweet, I just wish they didn't hire attractive men and let them go shirtless. It's not good for me to have half-naked men outside my windows...
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On the fields of Trenzalore, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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There's something very hypnotic about watching thirty funky bananas moving back and forth.
i'm going to carry on with my plan to
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Truckload of Art - Magnificent Monochrome Miniatures Science Fiction and Fantasy Review - SFF treasures old and new SFF Review Educational Supplement - Learning about writing SFF As the Cantina Turns index - updated Dec 31st 2012 Last edited by aliwood; 06-27-2012 at 02:47 PM. Reason: lacking 'p' |
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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I need to go back to bed.
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Never knowingly understood
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Hoogerland - Population: Heroes
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Ponders what Kricket did read it as.
Go back to sleep. If anyone complains, tell them you have a note from me.
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going through the hay to your home
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: not here, I swear
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*knows what Kricket read it as, because did the same thing*
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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oh. Oh! OH!
*It clicks after staring at it for five minutes* I feel part of the in joke Last edited by _Sian_; 06-27-2012 at 03:03 PM. Reason: I'm writing in chat speak. Can't half tell where I hang out, can you? |
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Dreams of Dragons
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Colorado
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I don't think Baby takes notes like that. So today is our wedding anniversary but I am too damn tired to care. Right now I'm kind of glad we're broke and not doing anything special, otherwise I'd feel guilty for being in a bad mood. I'm going to rant now, but I'll put it in white so y'all don't have to deal with it. this fucking sucks. it just does.i can't do everything and i shouldn't even try. something has to give but everything i do is important. the obvious solution would be to give up my me time aka writing and/or excersising (f u spell check) but i can't do that and stay sane. yeah i guess i'd get more sleep, but sleep is becoming useless b/c my body and mind just can't relax enough to sleep more than a couple hours at a time. and lets be honest i hate leaving mr. k alone with the boys. he always does something wrong, like not change a diaper or not burp the baby and then i'm left to pick up the pieces. i am just so damn tired! Ok, done now.
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Ooooh, pretty lights and sirens :D
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: Victoria, Australia
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Well. I have no practical experience in either the taking care of babies business, or the husband business.
So, the best I can give: Lots of them. Hope it gets better soon, and I hope someone around here can be more useful
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