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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,153
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Bans Kelly because she didn't specify which bed, so now I have to go to all the trouble of adopting a superposition, where I am in all beds at the same time.
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#402 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Rob for thinking that up
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figuring it all out
Join Date: Dec 2011
Location: Cell Block 1138
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Bans Liza for making the #421 post of the thread.
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans Kelly for being silly on this most serious of threads.
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Tell it like it Is
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: With my cats
Posts: 7,567
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Bans Don for being serious in the silliest thread there ever was.
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans agreements
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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#407 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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disagrees with Don and bans him
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Tell it like it Is
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: With my cats
Posts: 7,567
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agrees with Liza and bans her.
Bans Don for being disagreeable. Bans Kelly for banning me she after she signed the non-banning clause of the ban agreement Finally, bans ME because I know I will never get away with this.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Susan to make sure she doesn't get away with it
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,382
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bans Kelly for capturing it...and setting it free in the asylum.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Jeh for not calling in the Dream Team for help
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,382
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bans Liza because "Who ya gonna call?"
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Jeh 'cause she should already know the answer to that hot firemen
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,382
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bans Liza to a cool swim pool, while I take care of them
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Kelly for going to a voice coach for the mumbling in her head
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,382
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bans Swach for talking about 'the voices'.
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Kelly for organizing a flash mob at the library
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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This is my puppy-sister.
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: Where it's so hot I can't even....
Posts: 5,451
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bans Kelly for implying there's a mob at ANY library (even in South Florida, in the winter, it's just not gonna happen
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
Posts: 8,382
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bans Chrissy to the check-out/check-in front desk, because the mob called for her
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Jeh for dating Fast Freddie
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Kelly for laundering doubloons in Atlantis
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,250
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Bans Swach for washing her whites with a red sock.
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans AR for liking pink
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#424 |
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Tell it like it Is
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: With my cats
Posts: 7,567
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Bans Liza for trying to turn pink dye purple.
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#425 |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Susan for trying to turn Tinky Winky orange
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