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Shortest Query Winner.
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Wonderland
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Bans Liza for insinuating Mr. Yikes is a skunk.
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Follow me on Twitter, and I'll return the favor! Read my inspiriring words of wisdom here. Can I get a like on Facebook? Groundhog Day Indiana Jones Fantasy: 8000/100000 Steampunk: Editing! Modern Fantasy: Rewriting. Epic Fantasy: Outlined. Urban Fantasy: Trunked. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Justin 'cause I insinuated Mr. Yikes is a chipmunk
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Sweet cod on jam toast!
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Dyjian
Posts: 1,443
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Banned. For I am Shirokirie.~
[Bans Liza because Shirokirie is Shirokirie.}
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The Kingdom of Ecstasy
[OMG PEOPLE LIKE IT!] (I am SO about to faint!~) ![]() "Skyrim: if you put enough manglitter on any restrictive POS, of course it gets GOTY." A Public Service Announcement |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans Kelly for XXVII reasons
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
Posts: 213
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found a hot cross ban from last Easter.
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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Query...query
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,331
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Bans Mr. Yikes with grilled hot dogs
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans Duchess and hauls her off in the Wienermobile
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Kelly for driving around in the weinermobile, yelling out the window, "I'm happy to see you!"
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Query...query
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,331
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Bans Swach for making me
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Duchess and stops tickling her with that feather pen.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Neophyte Writer
Join Date: Apr 2012
Location: In my house
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Bans swachski for not capitalizing the first word of a sentence.
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Story idea count: 764351.65 Total word count: 2200 I need more ideas. |
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He's such fun, til he gets hungry
Join Date: May 2012
Location: Gnaw Bone, Indiana
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Bans Kelly, just cause I like to say Kelly, Kelly, Kelly, Kelly. There I feel better.
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I want to be the man my dog thinks I am ...umm...I forgot, I shot my dog.I wanted to be a writer, but found you had to be smart. Then I would be a narrator, but found you had to have something to say. so I would be nothing, but found you. |
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Changing it up...quite often ;)
Join Date: Jun 2011
Location: Southeastern, U.S.
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Yikes! bans MrY and X and Z.
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"What's the most resilient parasite? An idea. A single idea from the human mind can build cities...transform the world and rewrite all the rules." - Inception "I don't have delusions of grandeur, I have an actual recipe for grandeur." - Limitless |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans J
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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Query...query
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,331
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Bans D with a swipe
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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swipes a D ban
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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Sorry, your card has been banned. Try swiping a different one.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans the Bank of Swach
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Don with 1.25% interest
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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unbans swach for such a favorable rate
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Don with a $20 overdraft fee
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans swach again for all the hidden fees
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
Posts: 35,646
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bans swachski with 23% interest, $37.00 overdraft fee, $35.00 late fee, and otherwise fines and penalties
bans Don to the Orchard Bank |
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I have a pet snake named Sparky :)
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Under the catapult in a bed of hay
Posts: 22,982
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bans you all for putting your hands in my pockets!
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"Modern Descent" (Watch this guy's life completely fall apart! - Novel): 9000 words "Caleb and Princess Nadine" (fairy tale) - in edits "Overturning Phoenix" Submissions: 3 out there, 1 rejection, 2 still waiting... |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,762
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bans Don for actually writing that, cuz I seriously don't think he'd ban two women for that...
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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