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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Oh, I see how it is. I don't get a hallloo, but she does. ![]() And I'm pervy? Innocent me? *And how is it that all the pervs show up here? What is there a announcement made? A sign that says to meet in back or something???
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Really? So Del gets his choice of arrivals? Or are they not Seagu fodder crawling?
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Yeah, I followed him here initially - that and I'd heard about the
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Ew.
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Yeah, it's hard to believe that people weren't lining up to pull string out of a dog's ass.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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there's got to be a Tom Arnold joke in there somewhere...
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Sadly, I believe haggis was eaten last night.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Pfft… mini mods don’t have lounge privileges. |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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No. That was Tofaggis.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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I have noticed a certain lack of modly presence today, except for you, Cray. Are they getting together to vote you off the island?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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I don't believe you, cray.
eta: Haha, good one, Kay. You know they'd never let him on the island in the first place... |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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I think my son has been taking groceries to school and selling them. I'm missing three Honest Teas, two bottles of Dry soda and a box of granola bars.
ETA: And now I'm drinking Rockstar with breakfast because that's all that's left. It was hidden behind the mayonaise.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Well, at least he's developing business skills. You should be proud.
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Riff-Raff
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Breakfast of champions, Fred!
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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He did this last year too. He made $72 before we caught him.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
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*dumps mayo on rob*
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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![]() Wow, kid needs to teach a class - then he'd really rake it in.
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Self-Banned
Join Date: Aug 2009
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*crawls in on hands and knees*
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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He usually only bootlegs gum. He buys it in bulk then sells it by for $0.50 a piece at school.
I'm off to buy groceries. Then hide them.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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