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Old 01-04-2012, 06:56 PM   #401
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I'm sorry Rob, I couldn't hear over the sound of your moobs slapping. What was the question?
It was a deep and philosophical one.

If two moobs slap together in the forest, when there is nobody to hear it, is it still repulsive?

And welcome back! And stuff.

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SR's got a chill.
That's not a chill, Nina. That's a...

...where's it gone?

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rob?


i put in a request to have you changed back.
it'll be a while.

in the meantime, please go away until that avatar is fixed.


if you loved us, you'd do this.

Luckily, I only blurve you all.

And good luck, Jay!
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*takes haggis and qw to the forest*





*slams them together*







ew.





*dusts off hands*




*drives to rob's house.*


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Gross.

Would you like some tea?
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dick.

GAH!
No, wait -- that was in response to cray's post!

GAAHH!! No, wait!!! I didn't mean...
Stop, wait.


No.

Ugh. This...this has gone horribly awry.
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Old 01-04-2012, 07:10 PM   #405
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Pardon me, parumpdragon, but I just realized we haven't been properly introduced. I'm quickWit. You can call me quick, qw, qwitter, or mrs. cray's blurver.

It's a pleasure to meet you.
It's a pleasure to meet you too qw.

*tackle-hugs the bunneh*

**sprays self down with lysol since he's been in the gutter**





Okay - back to submitting query letters.
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Old 01-04-2012, 07:12 PM   #406
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dick.
This...this has gone horribly awry.
Welp - now we know what qw is looking forward to.

*Thanks for the words of warning there.
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Old 01-04-2012, 07:13 PM   #407
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*takes haggis and qw to the forest*





*slams them together*







ew.





*dusts off hands*




*drives to rob's house.*


yes.
*lights cigarette...inhales...exhales*

Was it good for you too, qW?
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*lights cigarette...inhales...exhales*

Was it good for you too, qW?
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THis - definitely THIS.
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*douses self in kerosene*
*lights self on fire*
*pumps bellows*
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haggis? what the heck...
has someone funny hacked your account?
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*takes haggis and qw to the forest*





*slams them together*







ew.





*dusts off hands*




*drives to rob's house.*


yes.
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*lights cigarette...inhales...exhales*

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*pumps*
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haggis? what the heck...
has someone funny hacked your account?
I'm betting bellows is a pet name.
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*douses self in kerosene*
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Helllllo, nurse!
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haggis? what the heck...
has someone funny hacked your account?
Bite me, battery.

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Haggis - who wound you up???
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Haggis - who wound you up???
See how you'd act if you got slapped together with quickWit.
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You didn't sound so repulsed when you were talking about doing it 'me' style, haggy.

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Haggy?

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