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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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point taken.
*giggles
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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I got you something, quickwit.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,152
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Geebus, Porter. Put on a shirt or something. Or a tent, maybe.
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
Posts: 10,732
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![]() What'd ya get me? What'd ya get me? What'd ya get me?
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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*taps qw on the shoulder*
tot sent me!! |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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It's one of the MODfia.
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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I'm trying to still figure out the image tags for reps.
But I guess you'll appreciate this instead. |
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
Posts: 10,732
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*unwraps cray
well that's...disappointing. what...is that a robin's egg in a nest?
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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I'm laughing at my own gifts.
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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I know ewes and
Haggis is not a ewe ...
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Quote:
Uncle V sends that kind of laundry out. |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I think nerve gas will clean it right up ...
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Not dead.
Just causing devilment elsewhere. You know, if someone would just hire me, I'd stick with causing devilment here. Everyone chant: 'Universe, now don't be spare'n find the perfect job for Karen' |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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which you universe are you referring to?
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Quote:
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
Posts: 4,048
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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My business plan is not quite that organized.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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Nothing wrong with impetuous spontaneity if that's your thing. I mean...Bill Gates started that way.
Hey...I managed to translate that chicken scratch in Porters avvie.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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A 'rasberry' sound???
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I was unaware that raspberries were able express themselves ... wonder what my jellies are saying about me.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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That looks just like my retirement plan.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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