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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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twat-twat-twat-twat-twat-twat-twat
(Transformer transforming sounds. Sorry, best I can do. Or want to.)
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Does this have something to do with the giant phallus straped to Reg's back?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,364
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You think you perves have never seen a grenade launcher
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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I think cray made that noise last time we hooked him up to the generator.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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My caboose feels cold.
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Did you try e-harmony.chernobyl?
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Nah. Craigslist was more fun. I received pictures of naked men climbing trees, a wedding proposal from a shiek that was just looking for asylum in the US and a very lengthy letter from a man, describing the exact shade, consistency and odor of his urine.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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that last bit -- and I think Haggis will back me up *HEHE!* on this -- is rather important. It's all about territory, babe.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,634
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Was he a furry, KLM?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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on the positive side
I haven't been matched up with my ex wife yet ...
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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It wouldn't be a very good dating site if you had.
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Can someone tell me why Artee looks like a cross between Thomas the Tank Engine and a Go-bot?
it's downright criminal. Love Sideswipe, there, Reg. I think your next Avvie should have Sunstreaker and Sideswipe fighting as a tag team against Starscream.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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In fairness, they told me it was the perfect pick up line.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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** thinks Cella might 'know something' about dating**
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I'm wondering if using my avatar from here as my primary photo is going to hurt my chances ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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![]() WOW !!! Great news !! .. and from a dating expert. Thanx Cella
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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hmmm .. just got an e-harmony e-mail
from a Particia from Nantucket with similar goals in her bucket she just a little bit older, some of her wishes a little bolder ....
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