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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Why, I've ordered the Pączki, of course.
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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Ya know, timing is everything in regards to humor, Haggis.
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Goonsquad
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Location: In your worst nightmare
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They're working me like a dog, RT. I don't have time for timing.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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a lot of things a dog can't tell .. like a leg from a ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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and I like Rumpy ... hi Rumpy
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Free.
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Are doe nuts like chicken lips?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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nope ... whole opposite end of the animal
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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^ Whirrd!!
And this, while he's cybernoodling some chick in Nantucket!! It's offensive. Which reminds me... There was a young lass from Nantucket Who placed her shopping in a bucket Candy pops and tweezers Condoms for old geezers Was she going to suck it, pluck it or .....? ![]() Sh#t! I just made my own day!
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Writing is the most fun anyone can have by themselves - Terry Pratchett New blog - Fact, Fiction and Dead Crocodiles ![]() |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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![]() ETA: Did you notice they are always from Nantucket? We could relocate the Cabaret there and have perves day every day. Last edited by Del; 02-18-2012 at 04:14 AM. |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Ok, I'm back.
I had to talk my daughter through her first tax return. I never had any doubt she'd get a refund, but the look on face when she realized exactly how much the vampires inside the beltway were sucking... I'm not so stupid now, am I, progenitee? Boo- Yah! |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Last year, my son found one of my paystubs. He came into the kitchen holding it and asked me who Fica was. He thought I was paying child support for a brother he didn't know about.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Well...in a way.....
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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truth
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Dare!
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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....in nomine patris, et fili, et spiritu sanctus...
***drinks Jameson*** ...now where were we... |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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*waits for the head on Cella's avatar to start spinning*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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That's a heck of a dare, KLM!
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Is Jay trying to get the devil to show up again?
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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I am going to hunt down dinner.
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Free.
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Better than dinner hunting you down, I guess...
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