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Old 02-20-2012, 12:11 AM   #6576
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what's the purple napkin for?

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I'm sorry... this is gibberish to me. But, I bet with a little punctuation, I might be able to discern what you're trying to say.
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Yes. I do see your point now. And to answer your question: Oranges, but only if they're picked on a tuesday.
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Yes. I do see your point now. And to answer your question: Oranges, but only if they're picked on a tuesday.
Unless they are blood oranges, then they would need to be picked on Friday the 13th.


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Why in the world would you want do that and scare yourself out of six days growth that you might need to cross the border and get some applejuice to serve with porkchops rescued from the purple pig and all ?!!&.?
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Sporting sheer, red cellophane wrapped so tightly it left less than nothing to the imagination of the assorted under-aged pimps that frequented the joint, Larry's snowshoes left puddles of mud on the strewn hay floor. Laura, on the other hand, wore the asphyxiated hog spleen like the blue tenth-place badge at a 'nobody loses' zither fest.
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we should probably end it with those sage words.
thank you, artee.
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