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Ew. I thought you wimmins stopped using them things. eta: Ain't there, like, plugs and such?
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Why thank you Haggis for that unexpected and enlightening definition of napkin.
I meant a paper one, off the bar, that you usually set the drinks on.
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Ew.
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That's just cause you get up there and water the napkin stack when no one is looking.
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Not goin' there. Nope. Nuh-uh.
*locks thread*
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![]() Uh-huh. I've seen you.
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You've seen me what? Where?
That wasn't me. Must have been some other Chihuey.
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Hahahaha!!!
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Oh - and you're getting a lobster dinner in the Obsessive Reppers thread because Brian forced a lobster meal on me.
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*crawls in*
Agh. Here you are. I've been over at my daughter's house painting my grandson's room. I'm whacked... Okay, more whacked than usual. (I have more muscles in my butt than I could ever have imagined. The result of a gazillion times up and down a ladder.)Nice place. Glad I didn't have to paint this too. Anyway. What I crawled in here to say is: HAPPY NEW YEAR to all of you. May 2012 bring you all every joy and success and prosperity and publish...ment. Thank you for keeping me sane* through 2011. You guys are totally awesome!!! * or what passes for it. Sanity is overrated and Jay said it's not a prerequisite for entering this place. Don't pay me any attention... it's just the paint fumes talking.
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Happy 2012, Gail. Sorry your butt hurts. Need an alcohol rub?
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Morning Special Seagu.
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It's probably just my prurian fixation but I NEED to know what was felt on those seats
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Be sorry but never regret anything because it is what got where you a....
HEY WAIT A MINUTE !!!!!
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Mourning, Del.
Morning, everyone else.
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Good morning
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And the shine sparkles real pretty under the gas-lights. And, by the way, in case anyone was worried. Mel sprays down all of the food with Lysol before it is served. We do not use polyurethane for that because some people just don't like cracking through a hard shell to get at their eats. You had fun. |
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Moaning, Haggis.
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I think he things you died or something.
No wait - that's 'mourning' Haggis. *Nevah mind.
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