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Old 03-09-2012, 06:35 PM   #9126
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Now what is wrong with the Beach Boys?

My mother still listens to the Beach Boys and she's not 11.

*Scratch that - yeah, most of the time she's 11. Bad example.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:47 PM   #9129
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United Kingdom poundage.
Oh, that's offensive!

*removes glove*

*smacks Muppet across the face with it*

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Old 03-09-2012, 06:49 PM   #9130
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Now I'm not going to let you touch my euros.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:54 PM   #9131
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*removes glove*

*smacks Muppet across the face with it*
*stands*
*pulls pants up*

Dr. Angie, in the future I don't think it's appropriate for Rob to be here during my prostate exams.
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:55 PM   #9132
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:56 PM   #9133
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*retches politely*

My dawg, the things you US Americans do...
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:56 PM   #9134
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*leaps up on bar, clears throat*

It seems like just two short days ago that I suspended my campaign for the presidency for fear of besmirching my double-platinum reputation. I'm sure a lot of you were disappointed. So I'm happy to announce that I'm now a candidate for sainthood. I'm more than happy to accept your non-tax-deductible contributions.

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Old 03-09-2012, 06:58 PM   #9135
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Oh, great! Who let the ducks in here?
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Old 03-09-2012, 06:59 PM   #9136
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*retches politely*

My dawg, the things you US Americans do...
not just americans

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*leaps up on bar, clears throat*
...

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dang - you've got this down!
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qw,...dude? you should re-work that last post. it sucks.
take your time. noodle it a bit.
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You think I should punch it up a bit? Maybe a different type of waterfowl or something about Rob being a douche?
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You think I should punch it up a bit? Maybe a different type of waterfowl or something about Rob being a douche?
You can never go wrong calling someone a douche.
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You think I should punch it up a bit? Maybe a different type of waterfowl or something about Rob being a douche?
It needs more propositions.
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Especially if it's QW, cray, or Rob.

*considers editing post*

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if that's wrong, I don't want to be right...
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You think I should punch it up a bit? Maybe a different type of waterfowl or something about Rob being a douche?

meh. i was thinking something more along the lines of cassandra hurrying up to get back to her place in the men's room.

...but i'm just spitballing here. you do what you think is best.
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Right!
OK, how's this?
*ahem*

Oh, great! Who let the ducks in here? Rob, the douche?
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And what if I luv everyone on this thread and want them to be happy and sunny???
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please stop.
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