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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
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*snatches (hehe!) phrasebook*
Drop your panties, Sir William! I cannot wait 'til lunchtime!
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
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*re-steals phrasebook*
Ahem. My hovercraft is full of eels! |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Shuddup, QW. I don't want to miss the lecture.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
Posts: 10,732
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![]() *pushes Angie down, re-re-steals phrasebook* My nipples explode with delight! any of this making sense to you, pd? we're doing all the heavy lifting, after all...
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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*sigh* it's "niples." |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,031
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*steals phrasebook*
"I am no longer infected." |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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Nope nothing is making sense - but I'm enjoying watching the little wisps of smoke coming from your cotton tail.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,031
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We're gonna have roast rabbit!
We're gonna have roast rabbit! |
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
Posts: 4,048
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Éhes vagyok. Mikor eszünk?
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Totally Ninja!
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: I had something for this...
Posts: 10,732
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Die taube ist voller fäkalien. Bitte schütten Sie den whiskey.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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"Would you like to go back to my bouncy place?"
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: .
Posts: 9,199
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
Posts: 4,048
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szolgálnak jó whisky
**Holds out üveg** |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
Posts: 3,426
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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"I have roofies and I'm willing to share. Please pass the salt."
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
Posts: 12,234
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Reg went wild?
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thread stalker
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,042
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totally.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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That man in the corner has goosed my bottom.
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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I took the liberty of missing the disgusting this afternoon.
I first I opened the sugar shack for the season, which pissed off the weasel. Then I updated my blog with a revealing article (nope not one of QW's or the new girl's) on making maple syrup. link is in my sig
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
Posts: 4,048
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
Posts: 4,048
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