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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
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Who'd Cass piss off?
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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^ ![]() Edited to add: Obviously, someone as sweet as I am could never piss anyone off. I just post too damn much, apparently. Last edited by CassandraW; 04-07-2012 at 09:03 PM. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Do you have permission to think?
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Goonsquad
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Thinking is something one does not need permission for because it is something that almost everybody does except for some people who probably should think but dont because they are ignorant of important and unimportant things and they probably have never heard of maple syrup nor been involved in sap racing because its pretty much uncommon to have maple trees in Hawaii since it never gets cold enough for sap to run anyhow but the coconuts are nice because
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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point TeeHee
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Goonsquad
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heh
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Starscream
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Reg you're not wearing bunneh earz. You need an Easter avvy.
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Edited to add: In honor of my 1000th post, my new look, Easter, Monty Python, and our own dear Susie, I would like to share these special Easter cakes with you all. Not sure if they've been pre-licked, but from the looks of them, they have. [Beware -- click on that link only if you be Cabbies of valor and discipline. I've found the archives of that site to be yet another major way to procrastinate.] Last edited by CassandraW; 04-07-2012 at 11:08 PM. |
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Join Date: Mar 2011
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*Hugs the Chui*
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Kelly! This is no place to even MENTION a virginal-sounding seventeen-year-old girl! She could totally get deflowered by proxy! Or roasted and cooked for dinner! Probably both!
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on leave
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It's this avatar, isn't it. Dang. No one's been taking me seriously all day. *sigh* It's haaarrd to be so pretty. The womins get sooo jealous.
So. I'm off to a champagne party on Park Avenue, immediately to be followed by burgers and beer at a dive bar downtown. No opportunity to change in between. I'm fretting a bit on the dress code thing. Do you think these earrings are OK, or do you think they're too flashy? Be honest, now. |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Haggis is a professional when it comes to watering deflowers. I'll leave the chore up to him.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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I'm a little worried about what your ear lobes are going to look like in ten years or so, you know, the effects of expensive jewelry and all.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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I think her ears'll hang low, and they'll wobble to and fro. . . . .
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Up... up... and away!
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Can she tie 'em in a knot? Can she tie 'em in a bow?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
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If she throws them over her shoulder, I'll bet she falls down. . . . .
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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Nope, not clicking
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Haha, I learned from the best - you
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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*finds Jay's 'last week's brassiere' in bushes, dusts it off, runs it up the flagpole*
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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Maybe OFG could use it?
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
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Surely someone can find a use for it. . . . . .
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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