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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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*rubs against PD's legs and purrs*
*Then hisses at Cray's kids, slashing with sharp claws!*
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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*Scratches Gilroy's ears.*
~Speaking of which, my tabby is now sitting on my foot.
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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I don't know why you guys are so off on New Jersey. Last year I mentioned that, on my next visit to the U.S. I plan to go to Hoboken because there's something there I want to see.
The whole thread laughed so hard I'm surprised this site didn't crash. I told them I'd smack them in the cannolis if they did that again. Sheesh. It's so hard when you don't understand Spanish.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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It's even harder when you do....
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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+1
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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try Italian ... canoles. I believe, but the translation to South African produces something else ...
and if you want to produce a bigger ol guffaw than just wanting to visit NJ, about the best you can do is Hoboken or Newark (Camden just produces pity)
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Gail, I think I can help translate so Porter'll understand: Quote:
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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ah yesss ...
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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If anyone else is having trouble understanding something, let me know. I'm fluent in any number of obscure dialects, and I'm always happy to help.
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
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Sure you can. Scotch and whiskey are always appreciated.
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Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,157
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I just wanna say that Porter's new avatar has convinced me to give up cleavages. I'm very sad about that.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Quote:
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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Well your thoughts are obviously not on milkbones.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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tee hee...milk and cookies
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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You speak Porterese?!!! That's no mean
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Hoots, mon!
Don't make me show you my dirk! |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Ooooo, that's racist!
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
Posts: 34,330
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Go Brooons!!! Any tupperware sightings yet?
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Go Wings (not that I'm a homer or anything).
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