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nice ride, sr.
don't get your dress caught in the chain, yo. |
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Riff-Raff
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Gah!
How dare you speak about my five euro wife in that manner... Oh, you mean the bike. Thanks, yo! I can't for the life of me work out who's responsible for it!! |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel ... like a 2x4
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can you hold on a sec, rob? *drive to home depot* *buys 2x4* *smashes porter with 2x4* *dusts off hands* ...as i was saying, silent rob, i think even though you don't know for sure it's easy to narrow it down to haggis or stew or maybe even haggis. |
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Goonsquad
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You look like you've been hit by one.
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Riff-Raff
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Is it true, though, that in cases such as these, mini-mods have no power to schmoo a homeboy?
*places barstool over Porter* |
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Goonsquad
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Cray speaks with forked pip. Mini-mods do have those powerz. Doesn't Ms. reg schmoo peeps all the time?
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Wait.
reg isn't a dude? Are you sure? |
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i thought reg was an upright vacuum cleaner.
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
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I have come to realize that you cannot miss one day of this place or you miss out on soooooo much!!
*Picks up Porter from the floor* Ewwwww *Drops him* *Borrows cray's 2x4, whops him again* Is it possible to slap some pretty into that avi of his?? ![]() ETA--SR... I've never seen ya look better!
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Cartoon'd.
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.. and the 'voices'
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Denuded the last of the maple trees of their taps this morning. Figure I can tap more of them maor thime next spring so got a little work to do with them in the woods this fall ...
I just posted "The Evolution of Literature" on my blog, keeping on my four per month schedule. link is in sig
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Whichever mod is responsible for the improvements made to Rob's avatar deserves an award.
Seriously. Oh, and good morning. I had a dream about a 2x4.
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SR's avvy conspiracy seems like it's between Nina and cray.
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Working my way up!
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My vote -- luvs it!!!
*waits to see SR do his dance in that dress* *knocks Porter down again* ![]() because
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Well that can't be good. :/
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I'm on the phone.
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The avi does reek of Nina's photo-fu, but I find it hard to believe that Cray could be so devious.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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The usual suspect
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Only two 2x4's
Why do I have a headache?
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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I'm on the phone.
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![]() Muppet flatulence.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Working my way up!
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Could be that outfit you're wearing is far tooooo tight for that body---look how it's affected your face already!!!
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cray has no skills or powers so yanno,... tweren't me. |
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