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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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No, no, that's hell on earth. . . .
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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*lifts head up*
*sees reflection* ALRIGHT!!! Which one of you blockheads did this??? Not too shabby < < < < I am shocked and appauled that one of you has taken advantage of me whilst I was in my drunken stooper! Score! I demand that whoever is responsible change me back to me!! Or Not. IMMEDIATELY!! Kinda like it! *spots eye candy still hangin around* *fills glass* *returns to ogling* Nevermind, just Haggis.
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![]() http://honeyboudreaux.weebly.com/ There are people who live in a dream world, There are people who live in reality, Then, there are those who turn one into the other. |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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Isn't this a bit of the dead kettle calling the dead pot black? Wait...the dead pot calling the black kettle dead? Um...just hold tight. I have it here somewhere.... You're dead too, so there!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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Obviously, HB, one of the demigods of this demi-monde saw fit to compensate for the recent spate of women oglers.
p.s.- I kinda don't mind it
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords Last edited by kenthepen; 04-26-2012 at 08:05 AM. |
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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*sees that the zombies drank the Jameson and Jaycinth has bogarted the hashish* *opens bottle of Laphroaig* |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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In my defense, I provided them all with workout videos and weights!! They too can be eye candy if they just follow the guidebook on 'How To Be Eye Candy' the Dummies Guidebook! ETA---me too! But alas, it shall be only for this night and by 'morrow returned to ME!
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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*puffs out chest*
Well, as the star attraction at the only strip club in SeizureWorld(an outstanding retirement community), I can't say that I need to pump up, at least, heh, at least not my muscles, ya know. Um, I'm sure you, too, are MUCH more candier than your present avie.
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Working my way up!
Join Date: Jul 2010
Location: LaLa Land
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*smacks kenthepen*
Wake up!! You're talkin in your sleep again!! *plops head back on bar*
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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*opens one eye*
Has the mancandy gone? *spots haggis, cray, porter, ken, gilroy and cella* Phew! All clear! |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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I think I hate those people. Hi Jay
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Yeah, who do they think they are? The US Congress?
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Hey! Jay's ... back?
Um, who invited the zombies and why are they pawing my ears?
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Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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Bubye.
As one of my ex's said "Don't let the door hit you where the drunken fire lord split you." (She was a Last Airbender cartoon fan. the b*tch.)
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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You used to date cray?
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,152
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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He's very...
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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The ex dated cray, I'm sure... or else used him in unmentionable ways...
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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So...you used to date quickwit?
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
Posts: 11,218
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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But not Gilderoy Lockhart
Join Date: Oct 2011
Location: Deep in the State of Confusion
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*slashes SR's tires*
I have taste and standards. I don't touch bunnehs
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http://swordsvspens.blogspot.com/ - My Blog http://www.librarything.com/catalog/gilroy - My personal library Quote:
Worldbuilding - Ligana III (No projectile weapons allowed in the colony - think Anti Gun to an extreme position.) |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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gil?
*hands gil a red hot fire poker* would you mind? *holds eyes open* |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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GOOOD MORNIN !!! I feel .. Photogenic
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,653
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*peeks in to see if there's any more man candy, sees Porter's post, grabs red hot fire poker from gilroy...pushes Porter aside and burns the answer to the equation on the chalkboard*
There. That's been bugging me. Oh, hi Porter.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,852
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high sounds like a pretty good idea right now...
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