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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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What do I do with cray once he's unconscious and in the way?
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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*wonders if a gull passy looks like fish offal*
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
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Did you look under your bed? I'm sure it's been that long since you've cleaned under there.
First, make sure he's definitely unconscious and then put him in a dark corner with a blindfold on and his pip in water. Avoid putting him in warm places. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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Don't take the over or under on that one SR
ToT is the real deal and knows all. Quote:
Think small appliances. |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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...so roll him into a crockpot of warm water...
Got it.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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Looks like you could strap him to one of these iron things so he doesn't accidently roll under Rumpy' table.
eta hola hag
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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Nina suggested pea soup.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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D cell power, of course,
small but fierce. |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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Some of us don't sober up enugh to post until after 3pm EST (9pm GMT)
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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DEPENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!! |
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
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That reminds me ... I got to go to the store ...
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Passy? I know I have to be the world's biggest idjit to ask this but what's a....
Oh never mind. Forget it. Go wash your mind out with Absinthe... or something. Okay... How did you lose it?
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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.. and the 'voices'
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Yeah and I suppose he's sitting on your side of the seat too ...
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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
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.. and the 'voices'
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There COULD be an audio clip the belies that response. On that basis, technicians MAY find it beneficial to install video monitoring if market reasearch indicates a possible niche market.
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http://porterstarrbyrd.blogspot.com/ We have met the enemy and he is us - Pogo The reason I spend so much time out of the box is that somebody crapped in it Porter Starr Byrd Last edited by PorterStarrByrd; 01-14-2012 at 07:01 AM. |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
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'Cause, like, our previous deviant, deviated a septum in its' prime and wound up in the wing down from Ms. Lo*cough cough cough*. |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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I leave and the party starts.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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Parump just sent me a dirty rep...
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
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I did not.
I asked you how you were, and what was going on.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
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![]() Oh... In that case... *redresses*
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