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#17501 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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![]() Gail! You're such a doofus! |
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#17502 |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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*reverse stage dives onto the stage*
*turns on mic* on his first day of classes at university, haggis took a front row seat in a literature course! the professor told them they would be responsible for reading five books, and that he would provide them with a list of authors from which they could choose. then the professor ambled (ambled!) over to the lectern, took out his class notes and began ... "baker, black, brooks, carter, cook ... " haggis scribbled feverishly to get down all the names, when he felt a tap on his shoulder. the student in back of him whispered, "he's taking attendance." *spikes mic* *makes gang sign* *exits stage right* |
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#17503 |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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![]() West side! PS. I think you dislocated your thumb, dude. |
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#17504 |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,034
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SR, the thumb authority.
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#17505 |
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uncle vito could use a guy like sr.
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#17506 |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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excellent idea!Plus, Uncle V offers a comprehensive benefits package. |
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does that include tuition reimbursement?
rob is not such an expert on breaking knee caps right now but i think if he takes a class or two he might be ok. |
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#17508 |
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,868
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Did I miss the fabulousness?
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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SR should not have too much trouble, not a lot of reading. It is a rigorous curriculum, hell be assigned an advisor or underboss. Plus hell get a mentor for things like wardrobe advice, where to eat on Arthur Ave. and kneecap stuff. |
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#17510 |
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#17511 |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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*puts on Ray Bans*
Ooooh check yourself, Cray. Lookin fierce. |
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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*bedazzles nina's ray bans*
*makes gang sign* some cats can rip on the mic spitting epic rhymes,.... me? i can tear up the bedazzler. bring the roof down. freestyle, yo. |
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#17513 |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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*sigh*
He's fly and shiny. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,855
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*revolves it*
If you gotta a problem, yo! I'll solve it! That's going to be my motto when I finish kneecap school. |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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I think you start with hand smashing.
The kneecap stuff isn't until the second semester. |
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
Posts: 6,068
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
Posts: 20,634
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*runs out from the freezer*
*feverishly assails stage*
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holy sh*!snacks, it's cella.
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Cella! Why are you drinking rubber cement?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Mostly Ridiculous ...
Join Date: Aug 2009
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It's just one of those days....
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,034
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*hands Cella an ice cold corona*
The lime will make everything better. |
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Hündin von einem Schriftsteller
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: Land of Bier
Posts: 6,068
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*takes the corona out of Cella's hand and hands her a Leinenkugel - Summer Shandy*
*watches as Cella's about to take a sip and then I take it away from her begin to gulp it myself* *I shrug and hand Cella the corona* It's hard to part with good things. *hands her a lime* It will help with the taste.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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*salts the rim of Cella's cement bottle*
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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