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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The The Nutcracker Suite
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At least it's not Flavor-aid...
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Fark!!! And to think I spent two nights in Cleveland! Ew! *shudders* The biggest cockroaches I have ever seen, in my entire life, were in the US. And I've lived in tropical Africa!!! I guess, in Americal, you make 'em bigger an' smarter.
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Available in the 8 ounce spray
and the new body wash...
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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...for those looking for something more edgy (and contagious) than Axe.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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I like to rub chocolate behind my ears. Drives. Women. Crazy.
Of course, the real crazy ones try to bite off my earlobes, but nobody's perfect. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Why in Dawg's name would you spend any time at all in Cleveland? Or the whole state of Ohio, for that matter? I mean, at least in Philadelphia, their cockroaches are clean.
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Free.
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At least they're cleaner than batteries.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I don't know about Cleveland, but I'm going to Englishland next week for a few days. Does anybody want anything?
We have cockroaches, but they all play cricket. Anybody need their monocles or stiff upper lips replacing? |
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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A few serving wenches would be nice. One can never have enough serving wenches.
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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I would have thought cray and haggis would be enough to put anybody off serving wenches.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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I think they're more like maids. Mods/maids... spelling's close and Haggis licks stuff and cray likes to polish a lot.
I'm sure there's a chihuahua dressed in a maid outfit somewhere around here, but until I find it maybe cray's avatar should be updated to show what a fine job he does around here. ![]() Ohhhh. Shiny! |
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Geekzilla
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Join Date: May 2009
Location: inside the machine
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: The The Nutcracker Suite
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What Genre is my writing? Literary & Misfit Writers Group Kelly's Soft Asylum* *social fun thread - title suspect to change Tears are peanut & helplessness. |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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You're late. I was wearing a skirt yesterday.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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You were stunning too, RT.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Thank you. I know.
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The Anti-Magdalene
Join Date: Mar 2006
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Oh for the days when men were men...
*sigh*
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Yeah. It's tough being a virgin.
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,249
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Don't worry about it. What with running your own fabric shop and all, you simply don't have time for men anyhow.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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True. Good thing only women shop there. Looking up skirts is considered part of the job.
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,053
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Yep, that's where SR gets his notions.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Rob has notions?
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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A few,
he does love to accessorize. |
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