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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,158
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Haggis is a wiener!
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
Posts: 3,149
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Sorry SR,
you missed wiener day. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,158
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*checks codpiece*
Gah! I was supposed to return it? |
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On the Beach
Join Date: May 2011
Location: NJ
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You want to return your used codpiece?
I don't think that's allowed. |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 36,158
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I didn't use it, Nina. I just treated it right.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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[QUOTE=Silent Rob;7422761]I didn't use it, Nina. /QUOTE]
Story of your life. eh?
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Gah!
I walked right onto that one! PS. twss |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,393
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is that a picture of something?
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Moderation in All Things
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: West Michigan
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,701
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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yeah.
that was terrible, roger. haggis? bite his ankle or something. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Nah. That was pretty good for here.
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Moderation in All Things
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Location: West Michigan
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Gravel at my feet.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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They're Canadian rocks. Who knew?
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Well, they seemed polite, bi-lingual and it looked like they had universal health insurance.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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They also look a bit stoned. tee hee!
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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The one on the left looked boulder than the others.
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Really? Rock puns? I can't get no satisfaction around here.
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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I'm eating a sandwich with copious amounts of horseradish on it and the dog is sitting at my feet licking his chops. I'm tempting to give him a big bite, since he'll scarf it down before the heat kicks in. Then again, I don't want to spend all night cleaning up flaming dog poo.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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Wise beyond your years, KM
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
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i never met anyone with wise ears (or beyond) before!
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
Posts: 15,129
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Dog poo is the difference between enlightenment and leminghood.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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thread stalker
SuperModerator
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Post #37264
Posts: 27,393
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*orders lemon cake and a beer.*
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