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Moderation in All Things
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Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: West Michigan
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Hey, you were the one holding your breath.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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thread stalker
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Join Date: Aug 2006
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well played, haggis. roger, come close to the screen! ready?
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Take off, hoser.
Last edited by CassandraW; 07-27-2012 at 12:42 AM. Reason: had to make it more Canadian |
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I'm on the phone.
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: Vantucky, WA
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cray, if you keep picking up on Roger like that he's going to file for a restraining order.
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"I never said, 'I could write.' I said, 'I could, right?'." Hushpuppy: "When it all goes quiet behind my eyes, I see everything that made me flying around in invisible pieces. When I look too hard it goes away. And when it all goes quiet, I see they are right here. I see that I'm a little piece of a big, big universe and that makes things right. When I die, the scientists of the future, they're gonna find it all. They're gonna know, once there was a Hushpuppy and she lived with her daddy in the bathtub." ~ Beasts of the Southern Wild |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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I demand that cray's most righteous battery is restored at once!
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Cartoon'd.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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The usual suspect
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Johannesburg, South Africa
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Poor cray. He really does get the arse end of it in here, doesn't he?
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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It's his own fault. Hell, I loved him when he was a lobster.
Speaking of Cray, his pie still hasn't arrived. I gave up hope and made myself some banana bread. It's not coconut custard pie, but it's pretty damn good. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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I warned you about the pie.
And BTW, isn't cray a pretty shade of blue?
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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You could pretend you already had the claws and tail off of him.
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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Given that this thread frequently has me consuming imaginary scotch and Susie is continually sending me imaginary cakes in my reppies, I guess that's not such a stretch.
*also imagines corn on the cob, a baked potato with butter and sour cream, and freshly baked cherry pie a la mode* eta: if you like, I'll also imagine that I have enough to share with you. eta: Looky looky at the size of the fish in Canadia! No wonder Cray changed citizenship. ![]() That's an 1100 pound sturgeon. Sigh. Canadia must be a hake of a place for fish puns. Last edited by CassandraW; 07-27-2012 at 06:33 AM. |
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Goonsquad
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on leave
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Location: somewhere altogether ooky
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on leave
Join Date: Feb 2012
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Looky looky -- an 80-year-old lobster in Connecticut!
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Goonsquad
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on leave
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Goonsquad
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Well, I have to turn the lamprey off and go to bed.
Tomorrow.
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
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I can't spell..
I LOVE you guys!
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Don't worry, pd. Dr. Phil can cure that with the power of positive thinking!
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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It's raining
I can't go to N Conway and look for my rocks today.
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Starscream
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Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: Admit it, you'd go Decepticon for him too
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 11,282
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Then today would be a good day to search your room to see if you can find the rest of your marbles. I know many people here would greatly appreciate that.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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