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Old 01-19-2012, 10:11 PM   #2451
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*immediately hires QW to plan extravagant Moroccan themed "Simplify Your Life Party"*




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He knows what disagree means, he'd have gotten a good definition of it, if someone in his family had heard him fall off
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:23 PM   #2454
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and b): i really wish that someone did actually see me fall off the bike.
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:26 PM   #2455
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You didn't read the part about me being an entity unto my own - did you.


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Old 01-19-2012, 10:32 PM   #2456
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:32 PM   #2457
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:44 PM   #2458
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I'm not sure a party QW throws would be appropriate...
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Old 01-19-2012, 10:45 PM   #2460
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qw has agreed to mentor pd.


thank you, qw.



parump, please report in to qw by pm and reppie each morning where he will begin your lessons.


thank you.
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thank you, qw.

parump, please report in to qw by pm and reppie each morning where he will begin your lessons.

thank you.
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I guess Rob is happy.
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He's just practicing.
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Practicing???
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How else do you think I'm going to get a job at Hooters, pd?
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Cray off of approved list

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