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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Your Majesty, I have been remiss in not giving you any gifts during your reign. I wish to correct that now. Please accept this gift as a sign of my immense esteem for you.
![]() Also, for your review, an odd situation a filly got herself into with a tree: Horse gets head stuck in tree. I wondered if you had any idea why this would happen?
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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Wow, that is a strange story. Thanks for sharing, Princess Ambrosia.
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I like to write and stuff...
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Gotham City, baby
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Awe, that's a pretty horse. Love the pattern. (I'm a horse nut)
Let the jousting begin! ![]()
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Presents for the king? Certainly.
How about a nice roan mustang? We'll need to get one of the stable hands to give him a good grooming. ![]() A pretty bay? ![]() *drops onto the fainting couch with a blissful sigh* We went dancing last night. So much fun. Dinner was fine too, because I had a hamburger instead of fried testicles. ![]() Oh, but the dancing. There was a live band after dinner.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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I'm surprised you passed on the fried testicles, I thought you were looking forward to them. :P
Nice looking horses you got there, Wicked. Hello Royals. I brought no presents.
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I like to write and stuff...
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Laughing at the fried testicles, not the dancing. Speaking of dancing Wicked, I'm going to my first one in years in two weeks. Can't wait! Glad you had fun. We need more dancing in the castle, ya know?
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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Clearly you've not seen some of us dance.
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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*Wonders if the King is having trouble lassoing his replacement.*
Good morning, my King. Good morning, dear Royals. I am going to be busy today, so you may not see much of me around the castle. But, I will make sure you have what they say is the most important meal of the day--breakfast. Frankly, I think the most important meal of the day is coffee. But I guess you could call it "breakfast" here. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Okay. I know that you are all going to be sad to see me go, back out on to the lonely trial, but it something that I have to do. Please, please no tears.
In my place I give you your new Queen, AbielleRose. **bows to the Queen** |
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Prince Daniel, thank you for taking over the reins of the Realm for the week. You were awesome, as usual.
Do not forget you have your own rooms in the castle and a nice stipend to go with it, so you never are homeless or without means. Stay, please. We miss you when you wander so far out on the range for such long periods of time.![]() Her Royal Majesty, Queen Abielle Rose!
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Join Date: Jun 2010
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All hail Queen Abielle Rose!!!
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
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Thanks you, Royals. This week shall be a wonderful one!
Ooh, sparkly! Thank you, Duchess! They're so pretty! |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
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All Hail Queen Abby!!
I'm off to bed, but I'll dig up some lol's or something later if that pleases, you. If not, then I'll probably do it anyway. :P No petting my tail while I'm bowing!! Thanks, Prince Cowboy Dan for taking the
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Good morning Your Majesty, royals. Breakfast?
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Grand Duchess of Spring
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Um, that is one mighty big cup of coffee there, Duchess! Is that for Princess Night Flyer?
![]() (Thanks for getting the staff on breakfast this morning. )Good morning, my Queen. Good morning, dear Royals. I have to vacuum today. I don't wanna. *pout* Ah well. No servants around to order to do it, so off I go...
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
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There is no such thing as a 'big' cup of coffee.
Hope you were able to get everything done you needed, Ambrosia. Tonight I'm going to try hard to focus on my WIP but a few errands need to be done first. *le sigh* |
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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Your Majesty, would you be so gracious to your minions to put your title in either your Avvie or sig lines? So the rest of the Realm knows you are our Queen this week.
I am surprised there haven't been any Royals around. Where *is* everyone? Good luck with your errands. I hope you progress well with your WIP.
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
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I'm trying to work on wordage. Key word, TRYING. Sometimes challenging when you live in a small house and your husband and daughter are rabid hockey fans. *facepalm*
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Find a kind of music that does not cramp your muse's style...headphones save lives.
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Aww! Those are so cute, Night!
<3 <3 <3 Good morning, Royals! *yawn* |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
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ALL HAIL QUEEN ABIELLE ROSE!
Is there anyone her majesty needs disciplined, while I'm awake? *takes stockpile of feather pillows down to the dungeon* I miss my iron maiden.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Good morning royals, Your Majesty!! Looks like the kitchen staff is snoozing again.
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Grand Duchess of Spring
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Yep, indeed, Duchess Mary.
![]() Good morning, your Majesty. Good morning, dear Royals. I have a friend who sends me these. I hope you enjoy: Q: Why did the baker hurl an insult at the bread dough? A: To get a rise out of it. Q: A butcher is 6 feet tall and wears a size 12 shoe. What does he weigh? A: Meat. Q: What do bananas learn in gymnastics? A: The banana split.
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