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We've stocked up the fridge for your pleasures, Your Highness!
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
Join Date: Aug 2010
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*grabs the margarita* Much thanks Princess Abby!
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Mind your manners, sheep, or it's the dungeon for you again.
![]() ALL HAIL QUEEN JMC! Welcome, your majesty. Since you are new to the castle, I shall introduce myself. I will be your dungeon mistress this week, should you need anyone tortured, tormented, or trifled with. Please don't squish the spiders, the little darlings belong to me.
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
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A dungeon mistriss? Wow, how are you at coming up with creative new ways of dealing with the miscreants? We might have to have fun with this.
And I promise not to squish the spiders, just as long as they don't get themselves under my foot.
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Outcast Rogue
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Would you like them whole, or in pieces?
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
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I'm partial to bein able to scatter them to be honest. Keeps the debris from collectin' too much in one place.
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In the Castle, of course.
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Good morning, your Majesty.
Good morning, dear Royals. I don't drink, but that leaves more cold ones for y'all to kick back. ![]() (Gotta love me a Queen who says "y'all". )Breakfast? ![]() ![]() ![]()
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
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I'll make sure we get some O'Douls and some sprite and daqueri mix stocked up for you. What sort of high-falootin fun do we have on today's agenda? Hog tyin'? Barrel Racin'?
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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*Ambrosia looks at the new queen with amusement in her eyes.*
The Court will follow your lead on any entertainment you desire, your Majesty. Usually our idea of games on horseback would include jousting and not barrel racing, but we are a flexible lot here in the castle. ![]() A gift for you, your Majesty: ![]() Shall we go down and watch the barrel racing your Majesty? ![]() Or did you wish to participate? We have a fine stable to pick from:
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
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Ooh, the nostalgia again.
<---- I used to barrel race. ![]() Long, long, long, long ago. *starts setting up barrels in the audience hall* Oh, we're going to need to do something about these slippery polished marble floors. *goes to put in an order for a dump truck full of dirt*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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Good Morning Your Highness, royals.
![]() Great breakfast, Princess Ambrosia.
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Grand Duchess of Spring
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Princess Wicked, you need to get out of the dungeon more. Go ahead. Take a walk out by the stables and you will see the area where all the activities, such as jousting and horse barrel racing, take place. Yes, that shining thing in the sky is the sun. Go on, now. Enjoy your outdoor adventure.
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Outcast Rogue
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Oops. Love to stay and chat Duchess A, but I gotta go.
If anything remotely resembling a law enforcement transformer comes through here, tell them I went that way. *slides across marble floor and out the kitchen door*
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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I like to write and stuff...
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: Gotham City, baby
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All the new Queen, yo.
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Yo to you to, Kiddo! Say, about that barrel racing, I think we need to have Wicked run a circuit. Bring on the dump truck!
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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It's all that yoga.
*nods* Though it isn't helping my back any. *winces*
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
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What's wrong with your back, Prince Boston?
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
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Well, that's just it.
I don't know. Lower back, left side, feels like a muscle thing. It's been that way for weeks. I thought I wasn't stretching right or something.. or the mattress (such as it is) ... or .... well, as I said, I don't know. Going to pick up some IcyHot for it tomorrow and see if that does something for it.
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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**Looks a Bos' avatar**
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Grand Duchess of Spring
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Blu Emu, Prince Boston. It will do your back better than icyhot.
Good morning, your Majesty. Good morning, dear Royals. Breakfast: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Looks delicious as always, Ambrosia!
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Nice legs. Abby
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
Join Date: Aug 2010
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Yes, CD, let's give Abby a chance to show them off! *puts on some bluegrass music*. Let's dance!
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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Bluegrass, Your Majesty? Er...well..
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