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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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Chivalry is truly dead. No one wants to rescue the poor Cowboy.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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SW.HELP! Think of all the good times we've had. Please!
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
Posts: 13,374
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Sorry, dude. 'Hafta to use my super powers to rescue some characters this week...
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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Aww, don't fret, Cowboy. Maybe king Boston will intervene on your behalf when he gets here.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
Posts: 13,374
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*gets to bottom of popcorn bag, hands it to CD*
*maybe he'll find the two hair pins that have fallen into it...* |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,112
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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Let's see how well you all goose-step. ![]() And I've been at work, and working, and other things.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Kansas
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*prepares her lasso*
I'll save ya, CD! Howdy, King Bos.
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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I also know better than to get between Wicked and her... uh... pets.
You're on your own, Dan. PS: A little groveling instead of the "not bowing" thing might have earned you a little mercy. ![]() ![]() *spits out hairpins* How did those get in there?
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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But of course.
![]() Actually, recalling how the movie ended, I'm growing less fond of this vision of my week here.
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
Out of work? Stop by the AW Special Unemployment Team Password: serenity Fleas • Twits |
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Grand Duchess of Spring
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: In the Castle, of course.
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Good morning, my King.
Good morning, dear Royals. Breakfast: ![]() ![]() ![]()
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.. .I have given in to the Blog Bug. Visit my Duchy here. "Hmmm .... Duchess after much thought you are clearly the Tribal Sage." Neporsche, Tribal Scribe "He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past." -- George Orwell's "1984" |
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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<---- Fell asleep on the floor again, and was drug off to bed about midnight.
*wakes to find the Cowboy has escaped, and a suspicious lasso leads out of the dungeon* Drat! There goes another one.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
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Good morning, royals, Sire!!
The sunrise was stunning here this morning. A new day! What could anyone ask for?
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Your friendly neighborhood Chat Op
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Kansas
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Great breakfast.
I seem to be missing my lasso. Has anyone seen it?
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<Shuemais|Busy> "She's a no-frills author who has a problem with authority. She writes what she wants and plays by her own rules. This summer ... she is ... 'J.M.C.: Doing it Her Way.'" <Shuemais|Busy> "Watch out, editors everywhere... You mess with her <edit>, and she'll edit you out!" <zanzjan> JMC is made of awesome *preens* Quote:
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Drifting through the clouds
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: o,0
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Umm... sorry... I turned it into a garotte or two.... would you like it back? Might take a me a while to put it back together.
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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That it gets over with quickly? I shall be channeling my inner villain this week. Thought it would be polite to give everyone fair warning. ![]() Come to think of it, that's pretty much what I do every week.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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![]() Speaking of Cowboy, maybe we can lure him back with some Jose Cuervo? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySdRU...eature=related ![]() Ten minutes ago I was listening to Rob Zombie, now I'm jamming to Shelly West.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2009
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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*wicked thinks I'm missing. Little does she know*
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
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See, there he is now.
Pour the tequila and it draws them in like flies.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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Writing for the brand
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Are ya saying I'm a fly or that I have flies flying around me?
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Outcast Rogue
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Lost
Posts: 4,805
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Around you. You forgot to wipe your boots when you came in.
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I do horrible things to punctuation. If I wanted a label I'd tattoo a barcode on my ass. You know it's all fun and games until one of those petal-winged harbingers of death sticks its proboscis in your eye and sucks your gray-matter out through your retina. |
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