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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
Posts: 6,230
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*comes back with a newbie wrapped in butcher's paper and throws him down on the floor*
You know, if you want, we can just take a leg and put it in the crock pot while the other parts can go in the smoker. I mean, if he's really old and tough. |
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#677 |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
Posts: 15,773
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Man, you're asking the wrong person here. I'll let someone else answer that.
*sets table* |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
Posts: 6,230
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Ok.
*throws newbie onto the BBQ pit and shuts the lid* I used to gut 'em first but this way I can get the kidneys smoked right. |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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I'll have to remember that at the next pig roast.
Also, YAY Ted!! ![]() On that note, I'm off to bed.
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#680 |
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
Posts: 15,773
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I should be heading that way too.
Soon. ...ish. |
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
Posts: 31,590
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*pokes newbie with a spork*
*takes a bit of shoulder meat* hm...yeah, this one is going to have to cook a while... Should go good with coffee in the morning. |
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We can't always be the Batman
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Western US
Posts: 1,601
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What a very queer place.
... in the old fashioned sense.
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#684 |
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
Posts: 15,773
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Is the newbie done yet? I was thinking about adding some to a scramble.
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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Brisket w/fried potatoes, onions and chirizo topped w/a fried egg, mmmm.
and coffee. coffee coffee coffee |
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#686 |
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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#687 |
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Fargo, ND
Posts: 6,247
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We're eating Shue!?
Y E S!!! |
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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ABS!!
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,135
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Hey, peeps. Have you seen this?
Quote:
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
Posts: 2,042
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Goonsquad
SuperModerator
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
Posts: 38,135
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The
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aka Skwirrel
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Roughly 900 miles SW of Hell
Posts: 7,646
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Oooo...
*checks fireworks supply* We need more dynamite. *pokes newbie, checks fire, douses with a bit of tequila* Ooo... |
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#694 |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
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*brings lime and salt
We need to start now for the |
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conducting hijinks
Join Date: Aug 2009
Location: On On
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#697 |
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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Coffee, yes. But other than that, no.
I don't drink when I teach. that comes *after.*
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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fire breather
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Arizona
Posts: 25,863
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Morning Hounds
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
Posts: 6,230
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I've always wanted to teach loaded. I'd bring a bottle, set it on the podium and tell the class that when the bottle's empty, the lecture is done.
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
Posts: 38,141
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Some days, it's really tempting.
But until I have tenure, I can't get away with that.
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