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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Whew. I thought I killed the thread.
![]() You need to give my puppy lessons, Ted. |
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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um...exactly what do you want Ted to teach your puppy?
evening hounds. Nevermind, it never hurts to read back a post or two. lol |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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I've given puppies lessons. I've given kitty's lessons, too.
What would you like me to teach your puppy? I'm great at teaching them to howl and sing. I'm great at making puppies sing. |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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How to chase the squirrels.
Was that not clear?
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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That's easy enough. I'm just surprised you wanted me to teach anybody anything, that's all.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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![]() *regrets invitation to teach* *hides puppy* |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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Aww...I love puppies! And I'm great with them. No one has ever complained about what I did with their puppy--ever.
Well, okay, there was this one time but it wasn't my fault...the puppy was just plain bad to the furry little bone. |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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My puppy is a chick/dude magnet.
I've made more friends at the park recently, I swear.
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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Wha--
Night.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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Yeah, i just popped that right on out there right out of the blue, huh? *sigh* sorry. I meant it as a compliment to you guys. You guys make me smile. thank you.
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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Night, hon...I'm sorry things are shitty right now. Hang on for us, hope the nap makes you feel better.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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heh, yeah, I haven't gotten much sleep lately. Just had drama moment. sorry. This isn't the place. But really, thanks guys just for being here.
It's all good.
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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*smacks Night around*
SNAP OUT OF IT! I'm just trying to help.
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One cow, two cows, three...
Join Date: Aug 2010
Location: Texas
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*picks self up off the floor*
um...thanks Soapy...I think. *makes note to never, ever scream hysterically around Soapy*
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#8094 |
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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Great! Now that that's over with, we can get back to talking about Soapy's puppy.
So, how would you describe your puppy? Does it have long, dragging ears or short, pinned-back ones? Is it shaggy or smooth-haired? dogs rule! |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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Puppy is smooth. No pinning or...docking, or any such business. |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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*sigh* Ok, later Night, hope you get some rest.
I wanna puppy in my apartment but the mean old landlord won't let me. I need something to play with and all that good stuff. |
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writing
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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*looks at clock*
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word-slinger
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Not Really Here
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What's going on with Ted and Soapy's puppies?
Er, puppy, singular. Sorry. All very confusing.
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