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You can try...
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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Join Date: Feb 2011
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Cthulhu likes me. He'll oblige.
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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There's a Cthulhu Kitty comic strip about just this.
Yes, it crosses Cthulhu with Hello Kitty. And is about what you'd expect if Sanrio took on the Lovecraft mythos.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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I don't care how cheap you are. A dollar lap dance sounds scary. Like...a dollar sushi. I'm not touchin that. ![]() Ah, classic. I like that. ![]() Quote:
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Awesome. This actually was a nice image to wake up to this morning. ![]() Morning, Hounds. |
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Join Date: Dec 2007
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Not that I've ever had a lap dance (where my understanding is you can't touch anyway), and it's been way, way too long since I've had sushi because all the places here have that suspiciously cheap look to them and while I could probably buy fresh in the upscale supermarket here it's considerably out of my way, but... Ok, I've completely forgotten where I was going with this.
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Heeeyyy...are you guys thinking what *I'm* thinking?
Upscale sushi-lap-dance bar? ![]() *begins hunting for real estate* I think location is key. |
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Geekzilla
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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Damn it's hot and windy outside. It's supposed to get up to about 100 today. I had to finally put in my A/C, so now I'm sneezing like crazy. Nice.
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Join Date: May 2010
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there are days when I peek in here and wonder if I clicked on the humor threads instead of the horror threads.
and BTW a cheap and easy way to keep snakes (and most critters) away from garages, crawlspaces or anywhere is mothballs. I don't know if snakes can smell it, but I know most of their food avoids it. no food=no snakes and I personally like snakes *has been known to pick them up and take them to someplace safe from crazy snakekilling relatives
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
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I don't like snakes. I don't like things that are carriers of disease. This house might appeal to you, then.
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Geekzilla
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Geez, Ted... Simply link to this if you want to terrify people.
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The blog, which may not be updated regularly enough. -- I'm linking to other AW blogs here. -- There's some nonsense here when I can be bothered. Don't hold your breath... Quote:
The British Comics Database is growing. Or mutating. I'm not quite sure which, yet. |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Bah! That movie had too much cheese. There is a scene where you can tell they are just jumping up and down with tubes from a tractor tire around them. |
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Proud Geek Owner
Join Date: Feb 2011
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Evening Hounds. My looong day was made longer by a little fire at work (nothing major, just an idiot who doesn't know the proper time to microwave popcorn). I'm glad to be home and am celebrating with a buffalo chicken pizza.
Maybe, if I can stop feeling all pissy and tired, I can even write tonight. Two of my short stories are one little edit away from being ready to sub (HOLY CRAP!) and it would be nice to get it all done tonight so I can start looking for victims this weekend.
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
Location: Browntown, WI--the land of cheese!
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I cannot stand the fact that some people do no know how to microwave a simple bag of popcorn. We have folks who do that where I work and it stinks the whole place up.
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Proud Geek Owner
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Exactly! You just read the instructions and towards the end you PAY ATTENTION! If all popping stops for a full 2 seconds you take it out- even if it pops after those 2 seconds. Risk of a fire is not worth an additional 5 pieces of popped corn.
There may be a short horror story somewhere in there. |
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Yeah, there is--it's called My Foot Up Somebody's Ass and the dialog consists of "You stupid motherf*****" and "next time, you'll follow directions and stop burning that crap!"
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Because it was so, so, soooo bad. Like Michael Caine in Jaws 4 bad, only I don't know that Voight got a house out of it. And then they made a sequel.
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It's the hyphens in there that really, truly worry me.
Also the karaoke. Is that at the same time as the lap dance?? (Although, to be honest, I would really not be surprised if the Japanese don't have some version of this already.)
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
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When I lived in Korea, I was a block from a huge karaoke club. Over there, they call it Noribong (singing room). Karaoke means "empty band", I believe. Anyway, it doesn't matter what you call it, it sucks. So, this club would have their speakers outside and at 3 in the morning on some nights, it would be blaring all over.
It was horrible, awful drunken singing. I will never go to a karaoke club. Ever. And I tell all my friends that I will get violent if they try to get me to go. |
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word-slinger
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How violent?
Like, Incredible Hulk violent?
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“If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person?”
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Grand Pooba Unto Thyself
Join Date: Mar 2009
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Depends on their weaknesses and what really bugs them. Everybody has something and I usually find it quickly. Seriously, dragging somebody to karaoke is just plain rude. If you don't wanna go, then people shouldn't pressure you about it. |
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Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: At the portal to the Pacific
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But...the hyphens were the best part.
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You know, I love to sing. And I'd probably do Karaoke if it were acceptable to be trash-faced and suck at it. But everyone here is a step away from being professional. And it's kinda boring that way. Quote:
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