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Old 02-09-2012, 05:08 AM   #851
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Go do laundry. You'll feel better once you get it over with. Maybe you'll meet a hot chick there.
I have my own washer and dryer, so I do my laundry at home.

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Every time I see a hot chick in the laundry mat, they are either with their scowling boyfriend or they act like I'm a rapist and keep on the other side of the place.
Or perhaps not.

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Old 02-09-2012, 05:11 AM   #852
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*buries Bos in the snow*
*looks around*

what snow? My ground is bare. Sadly.


And... I like a good violin piece, Abs, but it reminded me too much of those acts on PBS where classically trained people cover pop songs. Like the violin version of Celtic Woman or some such.

Given me Itzhak Perlman performing the Mendelssohn any day over that.

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Old 02-09-2012, 05:53 AM   #853
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I've been fortunate. I have never had to use a laundry mat. That I can remember at least.

But I drive by them all the time. And I've peered in before.

No hot chicks.

I think it's a myth.
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:03 AM   #854
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I've been fortunate. I have never had to use a laundry mat. That I can remember at least.

But I drive by them all the time. And I've peered in before.

No hot chicks.

I think it's a myth.
This has been my observation as well.

Sad to say.



So where do the hot chicks do all their laundry?
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:04 AM   #855
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In college towns. The town I went to college in had mats that were cheaper than the dorm ones (and actually worked). We all went there.

It would be so wonderful to have my own washer and dryer someday. *le sigh*
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Old 02-09-2012, 06:10 AM   #856
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How come I still never saw any when I was in college then?

I think you all have secret hot chicks only laundromats.

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Old 02-09-2012, 06:13 AM   #857
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So where do the hot chicks do all their laundry?
Their sinks?

It's probably all lingerie and string bikinis anyway. Doesn't make sense to do a full load. And you wouldn't want to dry stuff like that in a dryer. It'd be line dry only, I would imagine.
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Maybe your perception of 'hott' needs changing.
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Maybe your perception of 'hott' needs changing.
Unlikely.

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Their sinks?

It's probably all lingerie and string bikinis anyway. Doesn't make sense to do a full load. And you wouldn't want to dry stuff like that in a dryer. It'd be line dry only, I would imagine.
See? This is what I have always suspected.





Unless you're simply mocking me.
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That's not terribly reassuring.

Really, it's not.
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That's not terribly reassuring.

Really, it's not.
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I don't know about better, but it's more honest, at least.

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See? This is what I have always suspected.





Unless you're simply mocking me.
I can set you up.

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I can set you up.

*wiggles eyebrows like a villain in Vaudeville*
As in a punchline?

Nah, I don't think so.

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*wiggles eyebrows like a villain in Vaudeville*
Oooh, we need a smilie like that. The existing eyebrow one isn't quite the same.
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You mean this one?

Yeah, it does kind of convey a different message, doesn't it?

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You mean this one?

Yeah, it does kind of convey a different message, doesn't it?
Yeah. He's like...creepy drunk uncle at that wedding you came dateless to.
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Oooh, we need a smilie like that. The existing eyebrow one isn't quite the same.
The existing one is like the creepy guy at Walmart with moobs who smells like beef and cheese and farts when he thinks no one is looking and hits on you by asking you to the gas station next door for a 'quickie' and a Super Slurp.
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The existing one is like the creepy guy at Walmart with moobs who smells like beef and cheese and farts when he thinks no one is looking and hits on you by asking you to the gas station next door for a 'quickie' and a Super Slurp.
Never mind. Abby's is better.
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Personal experience there, Abs?

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Are you saying Haggis is the creepy uncle or the creepy Walmart guy, Greg?


Of course, no reason he can't be both.

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