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What's that?
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I am positive Rob...er...(did not mean to get so formal) the Muppet will agree...
between the third and fourth fret.
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Riff-Raff
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That's ok, Syd. Sometimes the thrill of discovery makes us all a little over-formal.
And yes, between the third and fourth fret is indubitably the case. I have analysed it statistically and I am absolutely 99% certain of it. *backflip* |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Ohh... No-Man's-Land!
How brave of them.
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*points out the obvious: A unicorn is no man*
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Do you think the unicorns would be offended by that claim?
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Unicorn in question would be too busy stealing your hair and passing it off as a maiden's...
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Riff-Raff
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Gah! That's true!
You're operating in dangerous territory here, Cliff. It might be time to become a skinhead. ROAR
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Nooooo! I've spent like 6 months growing my hair. I'm not going to shave it off now!
I'm hoping that when it gets a bit longer, it'll start looking good, instead of just "middle". As in, in the middle between short and long.
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Riff-Raff
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Have you tried using brylcreem?
ROAR
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US Armed Forces Day
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Good morning, house of well-dressed men.
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well groomed
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US Armed Forces Day
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We're not sure about that.
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Does anyone else picture being hit by a groom when they hear the word "groomed"?
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No, but we could perhaps incorporate that as a new House of Forn wedding tradition. Anybody here getting married soon?
ROAR
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US Armed Forces Day
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A No Pants Wedding!
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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I'll get married as soon as you can find me a wealthy artistic goth.
I'm not picky. She only has to be a 9.5.
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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I think we could have a pretty lucrative thing going here as wedding planners, ac.
All we need is a powerpoint presentation to get started! *marital aid jazz hands* |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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And wow do I sound shallow!
Add to that list, someone I can have a deep and intellectual discussion with. (On No-Pants Day. )
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Idea for a song:
"My baby's a shifting tectonic plate, Oh yeah, My baby shakes the ground, Oh yeah, baby, baby." Whaddya think?
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Main WIPs The Enchanted City - need to write synopsis and query and submit. In other words, I've finished editing it. (Thank Goddess!) The Dead Of Winter - going to resume editing soon. The Anger That Drives Me To Heresy - need to start editing if I have time. I have a query here for The Enchanted City. (Password: vista) Any comments appreciated. ![]() |
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US Armed Forces Day
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I bought a wedding dress one time!
No, not for me. For my "little sister".
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Look at me! I'm a guitar!
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Ah. That makes you qualified to run a Bridal Shop.
I'll invest 10,000. (Milliseconds.)
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Nightowl
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Hmmm...That doesn't sound right. ETA: Is this you?!!? |
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US Armed Forces Day
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Okay, okay, it was for me.
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