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Old 07-17-2012, 04:25 PM   #9176
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Good morning house of telly.

*swats AC*

I happen to love those PBS shows "Queen and country" and "History of England". Consider:

My daughter loves "The Maury show". Husband watches "Storage wars* (GACK) "Pawn Stars" (Hurl) and other assorted junk.

(For those of you who like these shows, my pardon)
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*Shoves Case of Internalional Delight Hazelnut Creamer from under my bed towards Nighty*

*Confesses to watching All-American Gypsies*

*Confesses to eating an entire sleeve of Trefoil Girl Scout cookies last night after dinner*

What?

I haven't had any carbs in a month - Yep, not even *gasp* grits.
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*swats AC*

I happen to love those PBS shows "Queen and country" and "History of England".
Ouch!

I wasn't complaining about The History of England, or even Queen and Country (even though it's been on something like ten times already here).
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*Shoves Case of Internalional Delight Hazelnut Creamer from under my bed towards Nighty*

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*Confesses to eating an entire sleeve of Trefoil Girl Scout cookies last night after dinner*

What?

I haven't had any carbs in a month - Yep, not even *gasp* grits.
*grits teeth*

But, Ms.08...that's ROARful!
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Old 07-17-2012, 09:39 PM   #9187
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You can't rip on GRIT Alley.....You're from Tennessee. That's where they grow grits! lol
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Sydney, you have sinned! But can oatmeal make you orgas.....um, what was I saying?

Too risque Silent Rob?
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Is that John Wayne riding a horse with his teeth?
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Oh, everybody I've been thinking a lot about my children lately. I don't get to see them a lot, but the love never dies. Anyway, in my avatar you'll see a pic of my oldest, Kara. She's 23. Sorry for being a little emo. I just wanted you guys to see them.
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...She must look like her mother (?)
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Thanks L, and yes she is a clone of her mother.....but don't get too happy, wait until I post a pic of my son!
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