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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
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^found that eating steak made his head big again.
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Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still! Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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^needs to go to the ban thread cuz I feel like banning her.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
Posts: 1,670
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^adds peer pressure to go to the ban thread... cuz it's where all the cool kids hang out.
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Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still! Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well. |
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The rule of three
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Land of the naked lunch
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^forgot that the cool kids hang out around the ice cream
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Anger fuels his ambition, now he's forgotten how to smile. |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
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^extremely cryogenic
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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I'm about to say something stupid
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Just to the left of normal - and no! I'm not a boy
Posts: 1,670
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^Broke into a few pieces after being cryo preserved and then accidentally being dropped on the floor after coming out of the storage tank.
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Morning After Dark - Complete - 114k - Gag .. Barf - editing ... again ... still! Bully Killers Club - Trunked .. for now My Bad Karma - WIP - Entertaining my dark and evil side. No wonder it's flowing so well. |
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The rule of three
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Land of the naked lunch
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^shouldn't worry because swachski is part Terminator 2
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Anger fuels his ambition, now he's forgotten how to smile. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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^has bionics-envy
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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DANG!
Join Date: May 2009
Location: 7th Heaven
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^ Has the word ubuntu tattooed on his bum.
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.. and the 'voices'
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Moose Rapids, Quebec
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^ really really really like grits since the accident
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
Posts: 13,334
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^ has flashbacks of The Grit Incident of 2007 every time someone says "Here's mud in yer eye!"...
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
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^denies powdered sugar and syrup incident of 2008, despite internet video
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Equality Bitch...
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Where the Moon can see me.
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^ notorious cut-and-pasterer...
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,671
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^ uses plaster in the most unorthodox ways
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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^cuts pasties from wardrobe when plastered
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
Posts: 35,876
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^has a wardrobe that is totally unsuitable for all four seasons
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Riff-Raff
Join Date: Jul 2009
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^Never goes through a back door without a lion trap
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,671
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^related to Mufasa on his mother's side, twice removed.
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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Edit, revise..*&@#
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: San Diego, CA
Posts: 12,134
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^craves a cub sammich
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The rule of three
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Land of the naked lunch
Posts: 3,436
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^hold the meow
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,671
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^likes extra catsup
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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^Likes her cub sammich with B7 Snake Sauce
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,671
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^tempting mall shoppers with a special on Garden of Eden snake oil
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2012
Location: gang aft agley
Posts: 9,325
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^likes to offer GoE snake oil with her apples
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113k on WIP! Someone tell me to shut up! Severe allergic reaction to the slightest traces of reality Kenneth Folta available on Smashwords |
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it's a start..
Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: where I need to be..
Posts: 16,671
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^ is forbidden from climbing trees, 'n stuff
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There is not one big, cosmic meaning for all, there is only the meaning we each give to our life, an individual meaning, an individual plot, like an individual novel, a book for each person. ~ Anaïs Nin |
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