Titanic II?

Would you cruise on Titanic II?

  • Yes - Want those tickets now.

    Votes: 5 35.7%
  • No - they don't make enough Dramamine.

    Votes: 2 14.3%
  • Maybe - Say after the maiden voyage...

    Votes: 3 21.4%
  • Only if Orlando Bloom is onboard

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Does Eggplant even float?

    Votes: 4 28.6%

  • Total voters
    14
  • Poll closed .

KellyAssauer

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Here we are on the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. The ship's name becoming a part of the English language, the wreck lost to the sea for decades - a blockbuster film that just won't go away...

and all of this makes me ask:

If a cruise lines constructed a replica Titanic...

*obviously with a better hull design, using the right rivots, lots more lifeboats... current ship sailing equipment, and very tastefully appointted modern accoutrements*

... and only travelled back and forth from England to New York... Would you consider booking passage for the 'experience' ?

*Please wait for poll*
 
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Are they going to listen to ice warnings and will nearby ships be listening to their radios?
 

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The designers of the Titanic II have taken every possible step to replicate the original in every look and feel, so-much-so that you could compare photos with the original (or the movies) and it looks just like it should look.

It's entirely designed to be an 'experience'.

- and not some everyday Allure of the Seas -
 

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Only if I could fly back in a replica of the Hindenburg fitted with genuine 1930s electrics.
 

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If a cruise lines constructed a replica Titanic...

*obviously with a better hull design, using the right rivots, lots more lifeboats... current ship sailing equipment, and


all of that is fine.

the most important upgraded needed would be the crew. specifically, the person driving the boat.
 

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Will they serve Grits for breakfast?
 

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I've seen this movie. It has the loveliest Sky EPG description:

Titanic 2: Disaster move, starring Bruce Davinson and Brooke Burns. A cruise liner sets sail on the 100th anniversary of the Titanic's doomed maiden voyage - only for a similar series of events to arise.

ONLY FOR A SIMILAR SERIES OF EVENTS TO ARISE!!!!!
 

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By similar, do they mean Godzilla eats the boat or something? I'd watch that....

The boat, and the studio interiors pretending to be the boat, is assailed by a tsunami that hurls icebergs into its path, I believe. This causes A SIMILAR SERIES OF EVENTS TO ARISE!!!11!
 

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Here we are on the 100th anniversary of the sinking of the Titanic. The ship's name becoming a part of the English language, the wreck lost to the sea for decades - a blockbuster film that just won't go away...

and all of this makes me ask:

If a cruise lines constructed a replica Titanic...

*obviously with a better hull design, using the right rivots, lots more lifeboats... current ship sailing equipment, and very tastefully appointted modern accoutrements*

... and only travelled back and forth from England to New York... Would you consider booking passage for the 'experience' ?

*Please wait for poll*

Where in England?
 

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Where in England?

Felixstowe container port. The Titanic II would return to England in boxes after being scooped off the mid-Atlantic ridge by a submarine piloted by Richard Branson.
 

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The boat, and the studio interiors pretending to be the boat, is assailed by a tsunami that hurls icebergs into its path, I believe. This causes A SIMILAR SERIES OF EVENTS TO ARISE!!!11!


Soooo, it's Titanic meets the Poseidon Adventure?

Can't we add in a Godzilla anyway? Ooh, oh, Godzilla and Mothra fight over who gets to eat the people in the lifeboats? Then some people escape to dry land and King Kong goes all ape on their arses?
 

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I missed not only the changing of the title, but also the changing-back of the title. :(

And I would sail on Titanic II, after the maiden voyage. Of course, it'd probably be expensive as hell... Would they still have the doomed 3rd class cabins?