Best ways to serve our alien masters?

KellyAssauer · Apr 1, 2014

Select best answers for how to serve our alien masters.

Can pick more than one, or suggest your own!

=)

mirandashell · Apr 1, 2014

That last choice is just wrong, Kelly.

Garlic butter and raspberry sauce? YUK!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 1, 2014

Wonder who chose 'with the same disdain for authority we had for our mods'?

GailD · Apr 1, 2014

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Wonder who chose 'with the same disdain for authority we had for our mods'?

Well, I...

Wait.

Just how anonymous is that poll really?

cray · Apr 1, 2014

We are the cray. Lower your shields and surrender your hips. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Hanson · Apr 1, 2014

I suppose the best approach with green-skinned Aliens is to do a Captain Kirk.

Make Love, Not War. Man. Kind.

Helix · Apr 1, 2014

Ol' Fashioned Girl said:
Wonder who chose 'with the same disdain for authority we had for our mods'?

Someone might make the argument that choices 2 and 3 are the same really. I wouldn't make that argument, you understand. But someone might.

KellyAssauer · Apr 1, 2014

cray said:
We are the cray. Lower your shields and surrender your hips. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Considering all the capitalization and punctuation above...

It's obvious the pod people have gotten to cray.
.

Jorshington · Apr 1, 2014

Treat them to the finer points of pop music!

Haggis · Apr 1, 2014

*sits quietly in corner taking names*

Alessandra Kelley · Apr 1, 2014

Personally I think respect for authority should be tempered with one's own genius-level assessment of the situation.

Silent Rob · Apr 1, 2014

Hanson said:
Make Love, Not War.

Let's do both!

Ol' Fashioned Girl · Apr 1, 2014

You're trying to gain my favor with that avatar; aren't you, Rob?

Well...

It worked!

Silent Rob · Apr 1, 2014

I'll show you my laser death ray, if you show me yours.

thothguard51 · Apr 1, 2014

Haggis said:
*sits quietly in corner taking names*

You are too busy with getting probes to take names...

SWest · Apr 1, 2014

*raises fist!*

If you haven't mismanaged your planet you have nothing to fear!

Oh. Never mind...

Lavern08 · Apr 1, 2014

Mods: Pan-fried in garlic butter with ~~a raspberry sauce and~~ a sprig of parsley.

Click to expand...

...And a pinch of cilantro.

Mclesh · Apr 1, 2014

*voted for tentacles*

Susie · Apr 1, 2014

I say serve our alien masters on toast!

They make a nice spread.

s 4 all!

Maggie Maxwell · Apr 1, 2014

mirandashell said:
That last choice is just wrong, Kelly.

Garlic butter and raspberry sauce? YUK!

Don't knock it til you've tried it, Miranda.

Although I like the way Susie thinks, too. Alien overlord bruchetta. Hmmm....

Wicked · Apr 1, 2014

You all are making me hungry. :tongue

regdog · Apr 1, 2014

We're watching you.

Wicked · Apr 1, 2014

regdog said:
We're watching you.

Stew21 · Apr 1, 2014

Stay Awake.

that is all.

ap123 · Apr 1, 2014

Silly Kelly. With yuca and red onions.

Best ways to serve our alien masters?

How to best serve our alien masters?

Don’t grovel! If there’s one thing I can’t stand it’s people groveling.

With the same respect for authority we had for our mods.

With the same disdain for authority we had for our mods.

Backhanded

By continuing the majority of household shopping at ChinaMart.

Apologize profusely for being morons.

Who could complain considering all those tentacles? :e2brows:

Pan-fried in garlic butter with a raspberry sauce and a sprig of parsley.

The Anti-Magdalene

Hand? What hand?

Still chasing plot bunnies.

Superior Life form

socially distancing

The Anti-Magdalene

Big Daddy

Evil, undead Chihuahua

Sophipygian

Riff-Raff

Hand? What hand?

Riff-Raff

A Gentleman of a refined age...

In the garden...

Sit Down, and Shut Up!

It's too hot

Thanks, special friend for my avi!

Making Einstein cry since 1994

Outcast Rogue

The Scavengers

Outcast Rogue

Twitching