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Resident Corning Ware junkie
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: A wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination. Well, OK, a little podunk town in SoCal.
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I think it's a picture of. . .
Maxwell Smart, Agent 86, demonstrating C.O.N.T.R.O.L.'s latest secret weapon.
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Impulsive Thinker
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Silicon Valley
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"Open wide and say ahhhh."
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Weave a web of words and trap the unwary on the stickiness of meaning. WIP: Shapes and Formalities (Gamma): In revision. Working on the query letter... NaNoWriMo 2012: Taunting the Phoenix, Part 2/Abyss
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Unleashing Hell.
Join Date: Feb 2005
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"Doc, I've got this weird stringed growth coming out of my lip...."
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My Name is Sweet Thing
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Arizona
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"Oh, yeah... I laid you good, stringses. All taut and Mm!! I'm gonna play you so hard!"
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"I don't understand," Hans Castorp said. "I don't understand how someone can not be a smoker -- why it's like robbing oneself of the best part of life, so to speak, or at least of an absolutely first-rate pleasure." The Magic Mountain - Thomas Mann (John E. Woods, Trnsl.) |
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Smilie Fanatic
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Usually at my computer
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It's a WMD (Weapon of Musical Destruction)
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
Posts: 8,870
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"I still don't see how you got it past those strings into the little hole. Show me again?"
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Eat right, exercise, die anyway. |
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come in, all you jesters
SuperModerator
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: enter, all you fools
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"Man, this thing is gonna fly! Those guys from Boston are aerospace geniuses! 'More than a feeliiiiiiin....' "
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle Last edited by poetinahat; 03-14-2006 at 02:43 AM. |
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in a van down by the river
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Mississippi
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It's dad looking for my drugs!
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Spring has Sprung! Wahoo!
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: New England
Posts: 21,144
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It's a really big musical woodie.
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Oponionated
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: A slantwise perspective
Posts: 1,401
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...a really bad nose job.
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NCIS...
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: ...cause sometimes you just need a slap on the head. :)
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...how much you wanna bet I can eat this in *one* bite??
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-Melissa
I'm not so good at the advice thing. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Uk
Posts: 631
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next week - the banjo
I am enjoying my remedial music lessons
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come in, all you jesters
SuperModerator
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: enter, all you fools
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apologies to endless_rewrite
One more try, then this stupid flute goes right back to the shop...
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8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle |
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Elf Queen
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Up a Tree
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How do I get that pencil out of there?
(Inspired by a half-hour session of trying to retrieve a pencil stuffed into a cello's f-hole...) |
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Your Cuddly Sociopathic
AW Moderator
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: The red pill is the antidote for the kool-aid.
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.....now....one more time...bend over and cough.
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poker face
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: here
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Well, she said my rendition of Feelings was a bit on the blah side. So I said, if I wanted your opinion I'd have asked. So she said, hey I'm the one who paid for your guitar. So I said, stick it up your nose!
At least, I could of sworn I said your nose...I'm just glad I didn't say stick it up your a$$. |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Adelaide, Australia
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What a great hiding spot...
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Rome
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"Now, Pinocchio..."
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Set yourself free
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Surrey, United Kingdom
Posts: 4,296
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"If i just point it at you this way, you'll eventually give in"
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Just plain scary looking.
Join Date: Nov 2006
Location: Somewhere in the woods around Portland Oregon
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The last thing I remember...
I dunno doctor. The last thing I remember is someone saying Hey! Watch this everyone!
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"Don't worry about what other people think about you. Most of them aren't used to thinking much, so they aren't very good at it." Harry Johnson |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Atlanta
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I don't care how well you aim it. It's not going to go in as easy as that hampster.
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Polyglot
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: On the corner but not over the edge
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Wish I hadn't misplaced my long-range scope.
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