Riddles about AWers

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

Billytwice has given us a superb riddle in response to William Haskins' "Ode to Roadkill".

An awkward follow-up from me:

Q: How many maestroworks does it take to change a light bulb?
A: "But candles are so much more intimate, don't you think?...."

Who's next? (RYFW!*)

*: respect your fellow writer

robeiae · May 21, 2006

Q: Why did tiny terror break the egg?
A: Because it was asking for a beating.

robeiae · May 21, 2006

Q: What has no legs in the morning, no legs in the afternoon, and no legs in the evening?

A: My WIP.

tiny · May 21, 2006

That's karma, Rob.

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

as a dog, it's one of the shaggier I've seen

Setup: You're at the AW get-together picnic. One wag, making a dramatic gesture with his arm, knocks over your paper plate and dumps the salad onto your lap.

Q: What are you doing?

A: You're WerenCole slaw.

robeiae · May 21, 2006

Q: What do you get if you drop Jenna on Poetinahat's hands?

A: Brokenfingers.

robeiae · May 21, 2006

Q: Why did Dawno drop an atomic bomb on the middle of Florida?

A: She wanted to see Orlando bloom.

SpookyWriter · May 21, 2006

Q: Why did Dawno water the fields after drinking a twelve pack of beer?

A: She wanted to see Orlando bloom.

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Hey, three people can play that game.

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

Q: What's the one rule that makes the AW site upgrades go so well?

A: ChunkyC... Chunky do.

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

Which mod always saves money putting up wallpaper?

Chacounne... has own goo.

(French expression: Chacun à son goût = "Each to his own taste", or "To each his own")

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

Q: You're in Wyoming. What gesture of respect must you pay to the Emperor?

A: robeiaesance.

Q: Now you've come back to the Water Cooler. How do you show your respect to the boss?

A: You Jenna-flect.

reph · May 21, 2006

Q. What's important to remember when transporting toxic material?

A. Celia Cyanide.

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

If the preceding author had involved herself in that riddle, it would've been...

... a circular repherence.
*ahem*

samgail · May 21, 2006

poetinahat said:
Which mod always saves money putting up wallpaper?

Chacounne... has own goo.

(French expression: Chacun à son goût = "Each to his own taste", or "To each his own")

O M D !*

[FONT=arial,helvetica]*Oh mon dieu ! [/FONT]

poetinahat · May 21, 2006

robeiae said:
Q: What do you get if you drop Jenna on Poetinahat's hands?

A: Brokenfingers.

Lucky for you the answer wasn't "blisswriter".

mkcbunny · May 21, 2006

You're awfully loopy today, Rob.

ETA: I meant poet Rob. But, then, the other one's a bit punchy, too.

mdin · May 22, 2006

This is the worst thread in the history of AW.

Q: What does the Cub Scout Manual tell you to do if you need to store water, but you don't have a canteen?

A: poetinahat

reph · May 22, 2006

poetinahat said:
If the preceding author had involved herself in that riddle, it would've been...

... a circular repherence.
*ahem*

Ahem yourself, poet. I hate to break the news, but it's pronounced "reef."

poetinahat · May 22, 2006

XThe NavigatorX said:
This is the worst thread in the history of AW.

Well, it is now. Thanks for doing your bit, Nav....
[eta: wish I'd said that, Oscar.]

reph said:
Ahem yourself, poet. I hate to break the news, but it's pronounced "reef."

Ah, but let's not "coral" over such matters.

(If she corrects my pronunciation one more time, it'll be great to bury'er.)
[eta: great... barrier? yeah? yeah? humph.]

Carole · May 22, 2006

XThe NavigatorX said:
This is the worst thread in the history of AW.

Q: What does the Cub Scout Manual tell you to do if you need to store water, but you don't have a canteen?

A: poetinahat

That one made me laugh out loud!!!

NeuroFizz · May 22, 2006

What's the difference between Neuro and a bucket of sh!t?

The bucket.

Wait. That's me. I didn't tell it right. Do over...

poetinahat · May 22, 2006

I just can't let you go out like that, man.

Q: Why does NeuroFizz laugh when he's studying paramecium movements?

A: Because they get cilia and cilia.

*thank you, ladies and germs!*

SpookyWriter · May 22, 2006

poetinahat said:
I just can't let you go out like that, man.

Q: Why does NeuroFizz laugh when he's studying paramecium movements?

A: Because they get cilia and cilia.

*thank you, ladies and germs!*

NeuroFizz · May 22, 2006

And I masticate with my mouth open.

Dawno · May 22, 2006

reph said:
Ahem yourself, poet. I hate to break the news, but it's pronounced "reef."

When I was in Australia I went to Cairnes for four days, had a wonderful time, too. I can't pronounce it correctly because I can't get the accent right, but if they do to reference what they do to Cairnes, it's "reeference" for sure...

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Shiny!