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teh evil broad
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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psst -- you just did. kinda. I know. wow, huh?
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teh evil broad
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*glares at the monkey*
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So...Trish is Haggis's mommy?? O.o
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![]() And I thought Susie being RT's evil minion was the most shocking thing I would see.
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teh evil broad
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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![]() *moves into corner, looking around, waiting for Jerry Springer to show up, hoping to get invited to the next show, which will inevitably have strippers and other assorted half-naked wominz* |
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And to think we actually missed you.
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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teh evil broad
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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No. While I saw several stripper-looking two-legged living things walking Ocean drive, I did not give any of them any money. Instead, I spent $25 on half-gallon-sized Mojitos (literally). Now, ask yourself witch one produced a longer and more gratifying result. ![]() Okay, maybe let's not. |
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Hey, Leuk... what's a 'mojitos'?
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teh evil broad
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mojitos = yummy!
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Pardon me for answering a question posed to a member of another species, but I believe that a 'mojito' is a variety of Mexican mosquito that only sucks the blood of alcoholics.
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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![]() Really? Oh...you simply must try one. First, grow some mint. Fresh mint leaves are a must. Then, and I'm assuming this is just for you, mix the following: 1.5 liters of Captain Morgan Half a pound of sugar 18 ounces of fresh lime juice 4 liters of Soda The entire mint plant you started a few months prior (or you can buy several dozen mint leaves from somewhere). Mix leaves, sugar & lime juice; muddle. Pour in rum; mix. Pour over ice, add soda; inhale. Repeat. Call me from the hospital in the morning, I'll come pick you up.
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teh evil broad
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mmmmm....mojito
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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I should mention the alternate recipe, utilized most commonly in highly rural areas.
Cheap rum 7-Up 1 Slice of Mint Gum Chew the gum Pour 5 parts rum, 1 part 7-up directly into mouth. Gargle. Swallow. Repeat. Make sure you buy lots of gum. And some pepto for the morning. |
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
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See, Heather, there's always 'sumtin' more shockin', like your avvi the other day!
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Leuk, AB is going to be pi***d you gave away her recipe
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Starscream
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What?!?!?! I was fabulous
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A DOG OF WAR Click the cover, it's a link Loyal Tierza struggles through the heartache and despair of WW2 to find her boy. My First Blog-Marriage My Second Blog-The Boy In The Striped Pajamas Help find Tracey Cooeedownunder's sister is missing No Rest For the Wicked Click to buy. Haggis has a story in it. |
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Pernicious...n'stuff.
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
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Yes, yes you were, shockingly fabuless.
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Alright. As long as I have a ride.
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
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Oh, definitely, Leuky, zombie
has to work!
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So, say I never drink, cause I don't. And I make and drink that concoction that Leuk so kindly wrote the recipe down for. Those mexican mosquitoes wouldn't bite me because I am not an alcoholic, only drunk, right?
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Thanks, special friend for my avi!
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Nobody would bite you, Ambrosia. You're too nice! Unless you want them to, o' course.
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