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Sky isn't falling, ground is rising
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: In a hole in the dark in a cold cold place
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How did you get custody of the fish?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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It was a religious thing. She's an athiest. I'm a Christian. It's Lent. And it's friday. So....
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Free.
Join Date: Aug 2006
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Oh yeah, faschnacht day was two weeks ago, wasn't it?
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Kissin' frogs!
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Middle TN
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Your eyes no longer have that certain, shall we say, flash to them any longer.
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Procrastination is its own reward
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: SW VA
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Hi you guys--what are you up to letting the thread languish like this. I know you're all pacing the waiting room waiting for Jenna to give birth, but in the meantime, you still need to care for the terminally ill. Hospice? Hooooosssspice! We need you!
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Free.
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I was here this morning!
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Tornado Central
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I peeked in and it seemed to be resting so comfortably... I didn't want to disturb.
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Free.
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You're supposed to kick it once or twice, OFG.
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Procrastination is its own reward
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: SW VA
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Perhaps acupuncture?
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Free.
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Stick something sharp into our dear thread?
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It's a Bird! It's a plane! It's an
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I'll try the kick maneuver next time it seems to be failing.
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Procrastination is its own reward
Join Date: Aug 2006
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I can just visualize it writhing on the floor, clutching its side.
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Did someone mention something about "something sharp?"
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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BOO!
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Procrastination is its own reward
Join Date: Aug 2006
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That doesn't look like an acupuncture needle to me.
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Free.
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Pump it full of something that will wake it up, Haggis.
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Indonesian Yak Keeper
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Northern California
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He's going to give it an injection of speed and see if that gets it back up to... snuff?
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Procrastination is its own reward
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I think just waving the cork of a bottle of single malt would do it. Haggis, exercise some restraint, huh?
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Indonesian Yak Keeper
Join Date: Sep 2006
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Restraint? Haggis?
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: In your worst nightmare
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Okay. I loaded up the needle with PHENTERMINE. Ready everybody?
Clear. *poke*
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Otherwise Occupied
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: In married bliss. Who knew it could be so fun?
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Lines up..I could use a good boost
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Indonesian Yak Keeper
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YAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! I think you woke it up, Haggis. It's trying to ... well .... ah, never mind. |
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Goonsquad
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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*wipes needle on his fur, reloads, sticks Casi in the butt*
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Goonsquad
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It's your fault for wearing a dress.
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