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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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But... wow! Look out the windshield!!!
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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::Suddenly the air around all the passengers on the bus goes all sparkly! When it clears... OFG is gone!::
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Yes, I'm back.
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Well, two out of four isexactly
Ummm... Either Office Party has changed a lot. Or else this bus is much better than I gave it credit for. Driver! Did you take a left when you left cookery? No? You took a right? ... What do you mean you took an up?
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How did Maude get on the bus?
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which one is maude? the one with the spikes?
that’s not what i meant! it was a joke. for haggis. who, i'm sure laughed. or chuckled. or possibly even giggled. or maybe he forgot the whole thing. anyway, of all the atrocities this is the most atrocious. |
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I KNEW visiting Sci-Fi would have a downside.
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"Anyone who can't stomach a bit of hypothetical grotesquery needs to toughen up, because the way the world's going, we'll all spend our final days scrabbling through a pile of steaming rubble, desperately scavenging for bits of charred baby to eat with our bare hands. And under those circumstances, a dark sense of humour will be a massive advantage."
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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GAH!tm
How'd we get in Share Your Work SciFi!?! <Insert Twilight Zone Theme here.....................>> |
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teh evil broad
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Hey Kevin - I've added some Ernest dialogue. Can I PM those parts to you. I want to see if you think they are ok?
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Crap. Does this mean we have to write something? Something Science Fiction?
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teh evil broad
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What the....?
![]() Where'd you guys come from? I have to host this thing again????
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Free.
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It's OFG and Haggis' fault.
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teh evil broad
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I thought we were going hunting for suspects this week?
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Who let this crew in here?
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Free.
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See post #25340.
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It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's an
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It's Haggis' fault! I went to move the bus and he started - uh - he - there was something on my leg and he was... er...
Never mind. |
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Otherwise Occupied
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*sneaks to her spot in the back of the bus* shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'z gonna sleep now.
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You're looking rather dapper today, cray.
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RT lies.
And lies again. Quote:
Oh, and by the way. You're looking kind of blurry today, cray. Nice shade of yellow, though.
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Free.
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I'm sure you have a supportive one or two.
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i do have a supportive one
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teh evil broad
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why does it have 3 cups?
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