Limericks Live! - Page 10

Marisa Louise · 05-02-2005, 02:01 PM

I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'

poetinahat · 05-02-2005, 03:34 PM

I find that I like it there
For it's better than being nowhere
It's so, well, interactive
So free and relaxing
With humor and laughter to spare.

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss

Melina · 05-02-2005, 03:45 PM

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,

Marisa Louise · 05-02-2005, 11:11 PM

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude

wurdwise · 05-02-2005, 11:13 PM

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew

Marisa Louise · 05-03-2005, 08:29 AM

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up

BlakeOvard · 05-03-2005, 08:38 AM

I feel like I need a vacation
With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'
I'll email my boss
Tell the jerk to get lost,
I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'!

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck

Marisa Louise · 05-03-2005, 08:45 AM

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.

BlakeOvard · 05-03-2005, 09:02 AM

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.

A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink

wurdwise · 05-03-2005, 09:03 AM

I had just a small attitude
But it grew and it grew and it grew
'Til I finally blew up
Shot up my truck
Guess I became a little unglued.

A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink

Marisa Louise · 05-03-2005, 09:20 AM

A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend, named "Bill"

BlakeOvard · 05-03-2005, 10:13 AM

A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend, named "Bill"
In bed he was quite a thrill

Mr Underhill · 05-03-2005, 10:38 AM

A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away

Marisa Louise · 05-03-2005, 10:47 AM

A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay

poetinahat · 05-03-2005, 05:37 PM

A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply

wurdwise · 05-03-2005, 06:11 PM

A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry

BlakeOvard · 05-03-2005, 06:36 PM

A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink
Till my lover poured it all down the sink
Met a new friend named "Bill"
In bed quite the thrill
A pity he's also my shrink

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
at least it's not curds and whey

BlakeOvard · 05-03-2005, 06:36 PM

She diets but gets carried away
Very much, it is to my dismay
Her rice-cake supply
makes me want to cry
at least it's not curds and whey

The carpenter forgot his hammer

Mr Underhill · 05-03-2005, 11:05 PM

The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer

poetinahat · 05-04-2005, 11:07 AM

The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here."

wurdwise · 05-04-2005, 11:10 AM

The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"

poetinahat · 05-04-2005, 03:57 PM

The carpenter forgot his hammer
When asked for details he would stammer
"It's n-n-not here,
an' I n-ee-d a beer!"
In Waterford crystal, for glamour...

I wish I could play the trombone

Mr Underhill · 05-04-2005, 08:28 PM

I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone

BlakeOvard · 05-05-2005, 03:23 AM

I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip

poetinahat · 05-05-2005, 05:23 AM

I wish I could play the trombone
While eating a cherry snow cone
Down my arm it could drip
as i wipe off my lip

05-02-2005, 03:34 PM	#227
poetinahat come in, all you jesters SuperModerator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: enter, all you fools Posts: 19,903	I find that I like it there For it's better than being nowhere It's so, well, interactive So free and relaxing With humor and laughter to spare. I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss __________________ 8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle

05-02-2005, 03:45 PM	#228
Melina Getting better all the time AW Moderator Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: My City by the Bay Posts: 1,214	I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss Tell the jerk to get lost, __________________ I Tweet, therefore I am My Website 'Like' me on Facebook "If it's not one thing, it's another."--Gilda Radner as Roseanne Roseannadanna

05-03-2005, 08:38 AM	#232
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss Tell the jerk to get lost, I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'! I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew 'Til I finally blew up Shot up my truck __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-03-2005, 09:02 AM	#234
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew 'Til I finally blew up Shot up my truck Guess I became a little unglued. A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-03-2005, 09:03 AM	#235
wurdwise Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,032	I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew 'Til I finally blew up Shot up my truck Guess I became a little unglued. A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Last edited by wurdwise; 05-03-2005 at 09:10 AM.

05-02-2005, 02:01 PM	#226
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	I find that I like it there For it's better than being nowhere It's so, well, interactive So free and relaxing With humor and laughter to spare. I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin'

05-02-2005, 11:11 PM	#229
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss Tell the jerk to get lost, I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'! I had just a small attitude

05-02-2005, 11:13 PM	#230
wurdwise Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,032	I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss Tell the jerk to get lost, I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'! I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew

05-03-2005, 08:29 AM	#231
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	I feel like I need a vacation With a rum, in the sun I'll be bakin' I'll email my boss Tell the jerk to get lost, I don't wanna' hear no belly achin'! I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew 'Til I finally blew up

05-03-2005, 08:45 AM	#233
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	I had just a small attitude But it grew and it grew and it grew 'Til I finally blew up Shot up my truck Guess I became a little unglued.

05-03-2005, 09:20 AM	#236
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend, named "Bill"

05-03-2005, 10:13 AM	#237
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	A bottle of whisky, each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend, named "Bill" In bed he was quite a thrill __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-03-2005, 10:38 AM	#238
Mr Underhill Writer,Burglar,Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Always in the last place you look. Posts: 344	A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend named "Bill" In bed quite the thrill A pity he's also my shrink She diets but gets carried away __________________ What have I got in my pocket?

05-03-2005, 10:47 AM	#239
Marisa Louise Nobody knows... Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: CA Posts: 1,823	A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend named "Bill" In bed quite the thrill A pity he's also my shrink She diets but gets carried away Very much, it is to my dismay

05-03-2005, 05:37 PM	#240
poetinahat come in, all you jesters SuperModerator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: enter, all you fools Posts: 19,903	A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend named "Bill" In bed quite the thrill A pity he's also my shrink She diets but gets carried away Very much, it is to my dismay Her rice-cake supply __________________ 8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle

05-03-2005, 06:11 PM	#241
wurdwise Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,032	A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend named "Bill" In bed quite the thrill A pity he's also my shrink She diets but gets carried away Very much, it is to my dismay Her rice-cake supply makes me want to cry

05-03-2005, 06:36 PM	#242
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	A bottle of whiskey each day I would drink Till my lover poured it all down the sink Met a new friend named "Bill" In bed quite the thrill A pity he's also my shrink She diets but gets carried away Very much, it is to my dismay Her rice-cake supply makes me want to cry at least it's not curds and whey __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-03-2005, 06:36 PM	#243
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	She diets but gets carried away Very much, it is to my dismay Her rice-cake supply makes me want to cry at least it's not curds and whey The carpenter forgot his hammer __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-03-2005, 11:05 PM	#244
Mr Underhill Writer,Burglar,Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Always in the last place you look. Posts: 344	The carpenter forgot his hammer When asked for details he would stammer __________________ What have I got in my pocket?

05-04-2005, 11:07 AM	#245
poetinahat come in, all you jesters SuperModerator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: enter, all you fools Posts: 19,903	The carpenter forgot his hammer When asked for details he would stammer "It's n-n-not here." __________________ 8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle

05-04-2005, 11:10 AM	#246
wurdwise Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Texas Posts: 1,032	The carpenter forgot his hammer When asked for details he would stammer "It's n-n-not here, an' I n-ee-d a beer!"

05-04-2005, 03:57 PM	#247
poetinahat come in, all you jesters SuperModerator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: enter, all you fools Posts: 19,903	The carpenter forgot his hammer When asked for details he would stammer "It's n-n-not here, an' I n-ee-d a beer!" In Waterford crystal, for glamour... I wish I could play the trombone __________________ 8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle

05-04-2005, 08:28 PM	#248
Mr Underhill Writer,Burglar,Adventurer Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Always in the last place you look. Posts: 344	I wish I could play the trombone While eating a cherry snow cone __________________ What have I got in my pocket?

05-05-2005, 03:23 AM	#249
BlakeOvard duck, duck, GOOSE! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Now based in Texas, living the western life. Posts: 228	I wish I could play the trombone While eating a cherry snow cone Down my arm it could drip __________________ Author and artist of Who's Feet are Those? Photojournalist & Reporter who survived two hurricanes!

05-05-2005, 05:23 AM	#250
poetinahat come in, all you jesters SuperModerator Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: enter, all you fools Posts: 19,903	I wish I could play the trombone While eating a cherry snow cone Down my arm it could drip as i wipe off my lip __________________ 8. Rewrite until it stops being a horrible incoherent mess (in other people's opinion, because what do I know). -- RichardGarfinkle

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