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Old 08-25-2006, 07:43 AM   #2851
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K1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
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I'll sing and dance,
take a belligerent stance
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:14 AM   #2852
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:21 AM   #2853
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K1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
If haikus and limericks fought
It would all be for nought.
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Old 08-26-2006, 04:30 AM   #2855
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(I think) It would all be for nought.
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Old 08-26-2006, 06:34 AM   #2856
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Unique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsUnique is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
If haikus and limericks fought
(I think) It would all be for nought.
The puns would butt in
Common sense would wear thin
and yet we won't do as we ought.


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Old 08-26-2006, 07:11 AM   #2857
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:32 AM   #2858
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K1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsK1P1 is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
When putting it up for the night
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:39 AM   #2859
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:44 AM   #2860
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When putting it up for the night
one resists the strong urge to fight.
Instead one will stroke
and forgo the poke
And then pray the thing stays out of sight.

The once was a cat from Gibralter
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:47 AM   #2861
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Old 08-26-2006, 07:51 AM   #2862
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The once was a cat from Gibralter
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He flopped on the groun'
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Old 08-26-2006, 05:33 PM   #2863
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He flopped on the groun'
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"Just wait 'til I get out of this, Walter!'


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Old 08-26-2006, 10:50 PM   #2864
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Had a race one day in their boats;
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Old 08-27-2006, 03:46 AM   #2867
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Had a race one day in their boats;
They arrived on the shore
And argued the score
while away the trophy did float.

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There once was a pretty girl from clare,
who was tragically lacking in hair
she was bald as an egg
Just two hairs on her leg
but she was sexy so we didn't care.


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At the plant we finish at three
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At the plant we finish at three
We work in pajamas, you see
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At the plant we finish at three
we work in pajamas, you see
There all green and blue
and covered in goo,
And there's a hole in this here one, see?

I got all hot and sweaty today.
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