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Old 08-29-2006, 09:55 PM   #2901
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There once was a girl with an ostrich
She stapled its beak with a Bostich
In a wild fit of pique
She dammed up the creek
Which totally flooded Pt Fosdick

Stuck in my molar is a Dorito.
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Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito
It's lodged so deep
I'll take a great leap
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Stuck in my molar is a Dorito
I think I would prefer a Frito
It's lodged so deep
I'll take a great leap
And crack open my head, oh Neato!

I'm typing and I can't shut up!
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I'm typing and I can't shut up.
The words are just nonsense and cr*p
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I wrote a limerick but I'm not sure where to post it, so I might as well post here!

these scumbags drive around and they fight,
they drive around looking for a ride
but when they lock those doors,
all they got are whores
and the real girls are walkin' outside.


now, back to the game!

I'm typing and I can't shut up.
The words are just nonsense and cr*p
I'm singing a song,
and carrying on
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Old 08-30-2006, 07:06 AM   #2908
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The words are just nonsense and cr*p
I'm singing a song,
and carrying on
They should make me pee in a cup.

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Old 08-30-2006, 07:59 AM   #2909
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A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke
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Old 08-30-2006, 03:58 PM   #2910
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A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass
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Old 08-30-2006, 09:52 PM   #2911
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A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass
Wishing time to pass


[Jeez, I guess this is a do-it-your-selfer]
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Old 08-30-2006, 10:33 PM   #2912
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A maple, a pine, and an oak
Went outside to smoke.
They hid in the grass
Wishing time to pass
til one of them told a joke

everybody look at that ugly dog
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Old 08-31-2006, 12:39 AM   #2913
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is it his face or is it a frog?
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:08 AM   #2915
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Everybody look at that ugly dog,
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(and it's starting to smell)
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Old 08-31-2006, 01:15 AM   #2916
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Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell
(and it's starting to smell)
Like some filthy, hot, greenish, old bog.

I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
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Everybody look at that ugly dog,
is it his face or is it a frog?
It's so hard to tell
(and it's starting to smell)
Like some filthy, hot, greenish, old bog.



I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch
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I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
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I just saddled up my new Ostrich,
In the wake of my poor pitcher's lost pitch.
There was a hole in his glove
The ball came from above
And the umpire cursed that his boss itched!

My computer's a bit complicated.
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LOL - no problem. Have a go at another line for the current one as well!
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