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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
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A governor from old New York
Got busted for being a dork he tipped the wrong tart, and now he must part, and stifle his lust with a cork. A flippant young man from Melbourne
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Passion in full bloom
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Behind the windmills of your mind
Posts: 4,112
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A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn
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...in my Maidenform Bra.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Queen City of the Plains
Posts: 2,006
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A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn, with movements eclectic,
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn, With movements eclectic, He found it too hectic,
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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Down Under Fan
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Rishon Lezion, Israel
Posts: 6,404
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A flippant young man from Melbourne
Danced while playing the French horn, With movements eclectic, He found it too hectic, and on him the critics heaped scorn. A fey maiden from Kalamazoo
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Sometimes the only thing between the lines is empty space--except for here: http://heronw.blogspot.com/ Ikarias, Tales from the Worlds of the Half-Dragon 1: Sorceress' Game 114 K 2: Soul Teind 92 K 3: Balanced Scales 92 K 4: Secrets to Keep 22.5 5: Labyrinth's Edge 22.5K+ Jura the Wanderer under: H. Winterthorne, Tavern Tales, Amazon.com 'Suits' ATSOISE, Oct.'04 'Blind Boys of Bogen's Run' Nocturnal Ooze, Oct.'04'Strains of Wagner' Twilight Times, May '03 |
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo, (now that's poetic!)
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Under the stairs
Posts: 222
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A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo As she wiped it away
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Bill Dodge in "The Green Mile" I think this boy's cheese has done slid off his cracker. |
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aka Dylan di Vilde
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: UK
Posts: 1,539
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A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo As she wiped it away she heard a voice say
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Buy Cursory Rhymes now http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/sir_nigel or die friendless and alone.. Last edited by Sir_Nigel; 03-13-2008 at 06:58 PM. |
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Outward Hound
Join Date: May 2007
Location: Dogpatch
Posts: 19,947
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A fey maiden from Kalamazoo,
Stepped in a pile of poo As she wiped it away she heard a voice say Do you want to play my kazoo? There once was a brain in a jar
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Passion in full bloom
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Behind the windmills of your mind
Posts: 4,112
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There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car
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practical experience, FTW
Join Date: Mar 2008
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There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car While lacking in hands, |
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car While lacking in hands, It still understands,
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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Historicals and Horror rule
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 7,439
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There once was a brain in a jar
That thought of driving a car While lacking in hands, It still understands, Teleportation will take one far. Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha
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![]() ![]() House of Rocamora, sequel to Rocamora and a novel of 17th century Amsterdam, now available in soft cover, Kindle, and assorted ebooks. "Chronology is not destiny" Donald Michael Platt "If, as Napoleon said, History is a myth agreed upon, let mine be the definitive myth." Donald Michael Platt www.donaldmichaelplatt.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6OtI&feature=channel_page |
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...in my Maidenform Bra.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Queen City of the Plains
Posts: 2,006
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Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha,
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Historicals and Horror rule
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 7,439
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Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha, They fled to Tashkent
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![]() ![]() House of Rocamora, sequel to Rocamora and a novel of 17th century Amsterdam, now available in soft cover, Kindle, and assorted ebooks. "Chronology is not destiny" Donald Michael Platt "If, as Napoleon said, History is a myth agreed upon, let mine be the definitive myth." Donald Michael Platt www.donaldmichaelplatt.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6OtI&feature=channel_page |
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...in my Maidenform Bra.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Queen City of the Plains
Posts: 2,006
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Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha, They fled to Tashkent, skipped out on the rent,
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Historicals and Horror rule
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 7,439
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Osama escaped escaped wearing a burkha,
accompanied by none but his gurkha, They fled to Tashkent, skipped out on the rent, And watched a silent movie starring Blanche Yurka. An astronaut had diarrhea
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![]() ![]() House of Rocamora, sequel to Rocamora and a novel of 17th century Amsterdam, now available in soft cover, Kindle, and assorted ebooks. "Chronology is not destiny" Donald Michael Platt "If, as Napoleon said, History is a myth agreed upon, let mine be the definitive myth." Donald Michael Platt www.donaldmichaelplatt.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6OtI&feature=channel_page |
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea,
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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Small fry
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: 100 metres from the Mediterranean.
Posts: 2,941
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An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea, So, losing his load
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"You don't have to be blind to not know where you're going." José Saramago. Goodreads |
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea, So, losing his load, And about to explode,
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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...in my Maidenform Bra.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Queen City of the Plains
Posts: 2,006
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An astronaut had diarrhea,
While flying over North Korea, So, losing his load, And about to explode, He gaily called out, "Good to see ya!" It's depressing, reading the news,
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Agent of Doom
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Outer Limits
Posts: 8,870
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It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes
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Eat right, exercise, die anyway. Last edited by Unique; 03-13-2008 at 11:58 PM. Reason: darn kids. darn dial up. darn eyeballs. darn darn |
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Word Voyeur
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Lothlorien
Posts: 545
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(Where did you come from, Unique?)
It's depressing, reading the news, War and politics drives me to booze,
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A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject. Winston Churchill |
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...in my Maidenform Bra.
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Queen City of the Plains
Posts: 2,006
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It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes, If I loosen my laces,
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Historicals and Horror rule
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Winter Haven, Florida
Posts: 7,439
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It's depressing, reading the news,
especially wearing tight shoes, If I loosen my laces, And walk twenty paces,
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![]() ![]() House of Rocamora, sequel to Rocamora and a novel of 17th century Amsterdam, now available in soft cover, Kindle, and assorted ebooks. "Chronology is not destiny" Donald Michael Platt "If, as Napoleon said, History is a myth agreed upon, let mine be the definitive myth." Donald Michael Platt www.donaldmichaelplatt.com http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXZthhY6OtI&feature=channel_page |
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