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Old 03-24-2012, 10:32 AM   #19051
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Oh no Mrs Pottinger No
That is not where that thing should go
Now do be a dear
And bring me a beer
Then we'll try it once more, nice and slow

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Old 03-24-2012, 10:36 AM   #19052
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Old 03-26-2012, 02:14 AM   #19054
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If you turned your best coat inside out
And wore it while fishing for trout
You might catch a break
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Old 03-26-2012, 03:41 AM   #19055
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If you turned your best coat inside out
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You might catch a break
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Old 03-26-2012, 06:12 AM   #19056
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"But please, do not tell anyone!"
"It's not a habit,"
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Old 03-26-2012, 10:42 AM   #19058
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Old 03-26-2012, 12:46 PM   #19059
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"But please, do not tell anyone!"
"It's not a habit,"
"And he's not the abbot,
so please go away ‘til we’re done."


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Old 03-26-2012, 04:34 PM   #19060
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With legs long and skinny was cursed
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Old 03-26-2012, 08:37 PM   #19061
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No belt or suspenders
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Old 03-26-2012, 09:00 PM   #19062
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Old 03-27-2012, 12:25 AM   #19064
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So I'll send you this tweet
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THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS NIGH !


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