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Old 04-26-2012, 09:50 PM   #19151
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If absinthe can drive people mad
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My brain will turn green
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My brain will turn green,
And my thoughts--all obscene.
The best day that I've ever had.

She said she had mastered some tricks
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She said she had mastered some tricks
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Matera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate complimentsMatera the Mad is so great that we've run out of appropriate compliments
She said she had mastered some tricks
She used them on young, country hicks
She juggled her plates
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But none took her out to the flicks.

One young man made eyes at her, joking
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One young man made eyes at her, joking
He reckoned her fire needed stoking
She was certainly witty
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My squire is having a puke!
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Besides he's just wearing a tuque

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"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
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"M'Lady's so fat it's absurd!
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The best tasting hat of my life!"


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