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come in, all you jesters
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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream
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#2002 |
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wshhhhhshweshhhwwweshh
Join Date: Feb 2005
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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream Led Zep had a cow, |
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#2003 |
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The grad students did it
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream Led Zep had a cow, Freddie M. took a bow,
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Phoenix (Historical - 2006)First Place, 2007 Arizona Authors Assoc. Book Awards Whiskey Creek Press Something Bad (Horror - 2007) Medallion Press. Silver Medal, 2008 IPPY awards, Horror category Rollicking Anthropomorphisms (Poetry Collection - 2008) 2009 EPPIE Award Finalist Whiskey Creek Press Agnes Hahn (Psychological Suspense 2008) Medallion Press Silver Medal, 2009 IPPY awards, Horror category Imola (Sequel to Agnes Hahn 2009) - Medallion Press 3.99 (Psychological Suspense/Mystery 2012) - Musa |
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roll, roll, roll in ze hay
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Meanwhile on a log by the stream
The reunion concert of Cream Led Zep had a cow, Freddie M. took a bow, but it all ended up as a dream March 14- a great day for the men |
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#2005 |
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The grad students did it
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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den
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Phoenix (Historical - 2006)First Place, 2007 Arizona Authors Assoc. Book Awards Whiskey Creek Press Something Bad (Horror - 2007) Medallion Press. Silver Medal, 2008 IPPY awards, Horror category Rollicking Anthropomorphisms (Poetry Collection - 2008) 2009 EPPIE Award Finalist Whiskey Creek Press Agnes Hahn (Psychological Suspense 2008) Medallion Press Silver Medal, 2009 IPPY awards, Horror category Imola (Sequel to Agnes Hahn 2009) - Medallion Press 3.99 (Psychological Suspense/Mystery 2012) - Musa |
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Agent of Doom
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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den But don't let them out
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practical experience, FTW
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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den But don't let them out They might very well pout
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come in, all you jesters
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March 14- a great day for the men
March Madness, they'll be in the den But don't let them out They might very well pout Just chuck 'em some beer now and then The best thing about adolescence
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Agent of Doom
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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence
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practical experience, FTW
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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence Nor hormones in disarray
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My Name is Sweet Thing
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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence Nor hormones in disarray Nor using too many syllables in play
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"I don't understand," Hans Castorp said. "I don't understand how someone can not be a smoker -- why it's like robbing oneself of the best part of life, so to speak, or at least of an absolutely first-rate pleasure." The Magic Mountain - Thomas Mann (John E. Woods, Trnsl.) |
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come in, all you jesters
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The best thing about adolescence
is probably not the tumescence Nor hormones in disarray Nor using too many syllables in play It's not looking like Donald Pleasence The fathers of Fabulous Frank
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practical experience, FTW
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The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank |
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It's a dorky day!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Good'ol Southern California *quakes*
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The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank It's too bad he's dead
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I'm not middle aged. I'm middle seasoned. TL Wies Check out my etsy shop! Awesome new stuff just posted! TerriberriOriginals.etsy.com Now that the hard stuff is out of the way, the easy stuff should be all up hill. TL Wies The tallest mountain you will ever climb is getting over yourself. Last edited by writerterri; 03-23-2006 at 06:48 AM. Reason: not telling |
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Unleashing Hell.
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The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank It's too bad he's dead But ere passing, he said,
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Don't fix what ain't broke.
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The fathers of Fabulous Frank
Had plenty of dough in the bank It's too bad he's dead But ere passing, he said, "I wish there was beer in this tank." If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
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roll, roll, roll in ze hay
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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold. |
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The grad students did it
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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold. The daffodils bend
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Phoenix (Historical - 2006)First Place, 2007 Arizona Authors Assoc. Book Awards Whiskey Creek Press Something Bad (Horror - 2007) Medallion Press. Silver Medal, 2008 IPPY awards, Horror category Rollicking Anthropomorphisms (Poetry Collection - 2008) 2009 EPPIE Award Finalist Whiskey Creek Press Agnes Hahn (Psychological Suspense 2008) Medallion Press Silver Medal, 2009 IPPY awards, Horror category Imola (Sequel to Agnes Hahn 2009) - Medallion Press 3.99 (Psychological Suspense/Mystery 2012) - Musa |
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This is my BEST side!
Join Date: Jun 2005
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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold. The daffodils bend, the sun needs to send,
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The grad students did it
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If it's spring, then why is it so cold?
Outside should be windy and bold. The daffodils bend, the sun needs to send, A message, put Speedos on hold. The man in the Speedo so tight
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Phoenix (Historical - 2006)First Place, 2007 Arizona Authors Assoc. Book Awards Whiskey Creek Press Something Bad (Horror - 2007) Medallion Press. Silver Medal, 2008 IPPY awards, Horror category Rollicking Anthropomorphisms (Poetry Collection - 2008) 2009 EPPIE Award Finalist Whiskey Creek Press Agnes Hahn (Psychological Suspense 2008) Medallion Press Silver Medal, 2009 IPPY awards, Horror category Imola (Sequel to Agnes Hahn 2009) - Medallion Press 3.99 (Psychological Suspense/Mystery 2012) - Musa Last edited by NeuroFizz; 03-24-2006 at 11:52 PM. |
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Agent of Doom
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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright
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practical experience, FTW
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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright They were scared of the lump
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teh evil broad
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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright They were scared of the lump Which was more of a "stump" |
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Moderation in All Things
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The man in the Speedo so tight
Gave most of the ladies a fright They were scared of the lump Which was more of a "stump" And turned to the left, not the right. The bicycle rider from France
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Don't fix what ain't broke.
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The bicycle rider from France
Swore he'd leave nothing to chance!
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~ Vita Brevis, Ars Longa ~ "There is a technical, literary term for those who mistake the opinions and beliefs of characters in a novel for those of the author. The term is 'idiot.'" —Larry Niven, quoted by S. M. Stirling. SaraP advises to just go back and ass it in. |
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