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Old 07-18-2006, 04:28 AM   #2301
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Madonna and Pink live in box cars
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Now on the subject of pop stars,
Madonna and Pink live in box cars
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Now on the subject of pop stars
Madonna and Pink live in box cars
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Old 07-23-2006, 06:26 PM   #2308
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okay, Davids- I had to fix it so we can go on.
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Old 07-24-2006, 06:11 AM   #2311
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how disappointed we all are-- oh, dang!

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Old 07-25-2006, 07:12 AM   #2314
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Old 07-25-2006, 08:43 AM   #2315
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It's hotter than hot peppers here,
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My boobs are afloat
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The ice in this place is so chilly,
and I realize this sounds a bit silly
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