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Old 10-02-2009, 03:30 AM   #2601
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Old 10-02-2009, 04:57 AM   #2602
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Old 10-02-2009, 05:41 PM   #2603
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Old 10-02-2009, 08:37 PM   #2604
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As a yawning Grimple reached for his morning portion of varly, he noticed in sadness that it sat in the cup unmoving, not at all quivering with the usual aromatic spasms and twitchings that a proper fresh helping should have.
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Old 10-02-2009, 09:23 PM   #2605
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As Catherine aimed her HERF projector at the shoggoth, it occurred to her that it had to have been designed by a man; no woman would create such an obviously phallic weapon and call it a "pulse cannon".
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Old 10-03-2009, 02:49 AM   #2606
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They called the house abandoned, but the trees had been living in it for years.
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Old 10-03-2009, 03:46 AM   #2607
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:33 AM   #2608
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Ethan fought unconsciousness as the Coaxillian guards dragged him back over the wooden planks into the containment area.
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:38 AM   #2609
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All hands were lost as the sea swallowed their ship -- it tasted like chicken.
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Old 10-03-2009, 08:30 AM   #2610
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The anesthetic effect of her saliva made it hard to tell she was digesting me with her kiss.
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Old 10-03-2009, 07:38 PM   #2611
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I can be a cruel sea--devouring millions of lives and loves alike, but it was the heart of one man that finally calmed me; it's a shame it's not in my nature to remain one way for long.
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Old 10-03-2009, 10:53 PM   #2613
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I lay at the end of the universe wondering if the Oracle's prophecy would ever come true when a lone shuttle came drifting into view.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:12 AM   #2615
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I told my friend Angie not to date a centaur, any centaur because they're all alike--half-ass, half-man, which is surprisingly similar to every other male of every other species.
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Old 10-04-2009, 08:09 PM   #2619
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The last myth managed to elude the hunters on her trail for millennia... or so the legend says.
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One look at my ears, and my last boyfriend fell flat on his face -- loser.
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So, this girl dumped me 'cause she didn't like tails but she really can't point fingers considering she had pointy ears!
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