SciFi/Fantasy First Line Game - Page 108

ELMontague · 10-13-2009, 04:28 AM

I really thought death by humping would be more fun.

Sarah W · 10-13-2009, 04:48 AM

On April 12, 2035, the United Earthship Dromedary passed through the Kohoutek 4-55 nebula, causing quite an uproar among Biblical scholars and some raucous victory parties in financial districts throughout the solar system.

ELMontague · 10-13-2009, 07:04 AM

On the 12th day of April and great event crossed the sky, casting our people into chaos.

JMBlackman · 10-13-2009, 07:12 AM

In April, I ended the human world, but in May, I created an entirely different one: growing souls in the palm of my hand.

ELMontague · 10-13-2009, 07:53 AM

God is a woman with midnight skin.

Sarah W · 10-13-2009, 08:01 AM

"Dude, " streamed FTL D. Rupert Astor-Rockfeller IX, verfied the third richest oxy-breather technically alive, to Fortescue Frimp-Algorhythm, the second richest methane-absorber, "did you catch the footage of the Dromedary going through that frickin' Space Eye nebula? We're frickin' in, Dude, and St. Peter can kiss my platnum plated prostate!"

Okay, maybe that was technically two sentences . . .

ELMontague · 10-13-2009, 09:26 AM

I only learned yesterday that androids can't count.

Sarah W · 10-13-2009, 03:33 PM

What in blazes were we going to do with an obsolete herd of electric sheep?

meeeeegin · 10-13-2009, 07:53 PM

I ended the world of a thousands suns and in its place created a world of eternal darkness.

JMBlackman · 10-13-2009, 08:03 PM

"So, I was talking to Joe about his electric sheep and I told him I'd take them off his hands if he included one of his android cows and he said 'no'!"

meeeeegin · 10-13-2009, 08:18 PM

My android cows provide me with the sweetest, lightweight oil for my hovercraft and I'm still trying to figure out why she thought I'd give up even a small portion of that. YEAH RIGHT!

ELMontague · 10-14-2009, 06:04 AM

I got high on the fumes of a metallic lover.

som1luvsmi · 10-14-2009, 06:57 AM

I'll never find another man like him - they stopped making that model ten years ago.

JMBlackman · 10-14-2009, 08:17 AM

I traded in my 'coin-operated boy' for one that ran on lithium-ion batteries.

ELMontague · 10-14-2009, 09:17 AM

She farted and killed ten million souls with a radioactive cloud.

badducky · 10-14-2009, 04:03 PM

I've heard stories about the children who live on the turtle's back.

meeeeegin · 10-15-2009, 02:39 AM

I stole the air from the lungs of God to make the Windy City.

som1luvsmi · 10-15-2009, 02:53 AM

Adding that extra portion of Spice Girls to my Dragon Curry seemed like a good idea- until the entire restaurant began belching to the tune of their second album.

Sarah W · 10-15-2009, 02:56 AM

The first spawn of Ambassador Ncklbrr of Rrrrzz, Brmbl knew better than to flip over the Chelonian Consulate's brood at nap time--but it was so much fun to see them rocking on their shells like that!

ELMontague · 10-15-2009, 03:45 AM

The night I saw my children hatch was the proudest moment of my life.

JMBlackman · 10-15-2009, 06:47 AM

It was dark enough that I didn't see the knight when he crept into my cave, but when he drew his sword and stood over my nest, I didn't need to see to snap his neck between my jaws.

Sarah W · 10-15-2009, 06:49 AM

I believe the last straw for my former employers was when I began ovulating in the middle of an important client meeting--there were eggs everywhere.

Sarah W · 10-15-2009, 06:51 AM

I knew my OB was reluctant to let me fly at eight months, but who knew my brood would set off the bomb detectors at Heathrow?

JMBlackman · 10-15-2009, 06:54 AM

When the doctor told me I was pregnant, I was ecstatic but when he told me I was going to lay an egg, I started molting (which apparently is to be expected at this stage in my pregnancy).

* Sarah W beat me to it, but I left this, hoping we could work together? :)

ELMontague · 10-15-2009, 06:55 AM

"Did you know they actually had to use little metal cans filled with flammable gases to fly back then?"

10-13-2009, 07:53 PM	#2684
meeeeegin The inside of my ear itches....boo. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,034	I ended the world of a thousands suns and in its place created a world of eternal darkness. __________________ "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." C. S. Lewis

10-13-2009, 08:18 PM	#2686
meeeeegin The inside of my ear itches....boo. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,034	My android cows provide me with the sweetest, lightweight oil for my hovercraft and I'm still trying to figure out why she thought I'd give up even a small portion of that. YEAH RIGHT! __________________ "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." C. S. Lewis

10-14-2009, 04:03 PM	#2691
badducky No Time For Chitchat, Kemosabe. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: San Antonio, TX Posts: 3,831	I've heard stories about the children who live on the turtle's back. __________________ Come by my website

10-15-2009, 02:39 AM	#2692
meeeeegin The inside of my ear itches....boo. Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Forest Park, GA Posts: 1,034	I stole the air from the lungs of God to make the Windy City. __________________ "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn." C. S. Lewis

10-15-2009, 06:51 AM	#2698
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	I knew my OB was reluctant to let me fly at eight months, but who knew my brood would set off the bomb detectors at Heathrow? Last edited by Sarah W; 10-15-2009 at 06:52 AM. Reason: Punctuation--very important!

10-13-2009, 04:28 AM	#2676
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	I really thought death by humping would be more fun.

10-13-2009, 04:48 AM	#2677
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	On April 12, 2035, the United Earthship Dromedary passed through the Kohoutek 4-55 nebula, causing quite an uproar among Biblical scholars and some raucous victory parties in financial districts throughout the solar system.

10-13-2009, 07:04 AM	#2678
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	On the 12th day of April and great event crossed the sky, casting our people into chaos.

10-13-2009, 07:12 AM	#2679
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	In April, I ended the human world, but in May, I created an entirely different one: growing souls in the palm of my hand.

10-13-2009, 07:53 AM	#2680
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	God is a woman with midnight skin.

10-13-2009, 08:01 AM	#2681
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	"Dude, " streamed FTL D. Rupert Astor-Rockfeller IX, verfied the third richest oxy-breather technically alive, to Fortescue Frimp-Algorhythm, the second richest methane-absorber, "did you catch the footage of the Dromedary going through that frickin' Space Eye nebula? We're frickin' in, Dude, and St. Peter can kiss my platnum plated prostate!" Okay, maybe that was technically two sentences . . .

10-13-2009, 09:26 AM	#2682
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	I only learned yesterday that androids can't count.

10-13-2009, 03:33 PM	#2683
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	What in blazes were we going to do with an obsolete herd of electric sheep?

10-13-2009, 08:03 PM	#2685
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	"So, I was talking to Joe about his electric sheep and I told him I'd take them off his hands if he included one of his android cows and he said 'no'!"

10-14-2009, 06:04 AM	#2687
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	I got high on the fumes of a metallic lover.

10-14-2009, 08:17 AM	#2689
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	I traded in my 'coin-operated boy' for one that ran on lithium-ion batteries.

10-14-2009, 09:17 AM	#2690
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	She farted and killed ten million souls with a radioactive cloud.

10-15-2009, 02:56 AM	#2694
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	The first spawn of Ambassador Ncklbrr of Rrrrzz, Brmbl knew better than to flip over the Chelonian Consulate's brood at nap time--but it was so much fun to see them rocking on their shells like that!

10-15-2009, 03:45 AM	#2695
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	The night I saw my children hatch was the proudest moment of my life.

10-15-2009, 06:47 AM	#2696
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	It was dark enough that I didn't see the knight when he crept into my cave, but when he drew his sword and stood over my nest, I didn't need to see to snap his neck between my jaws.

10-15-2009, 06:49 AM	#2697
Sarah W Bibilophibian At Large Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Illinois Quad-Cities Posts: 321	I believe the last straw for my former employers was when I began ovulating in the middle of an important client meeting--there were eggs everywhere.

10-15-2009, 06:54 AM	#2699
JMBlackman New kid, be gentle! Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Atlanta, GA Posts: 853	When the doctor told me I was pregnant, I was ecstatic but when he told me I was going to lay an egg, I started molting (which apparently is to be expected at this stage in my pregnancy). * Sarah W beat me to it, but I left this, hoping we could work together? :) Last edited by JMBlackman; 10-15-2009 at 06:55 AM. Reason: Added a note.

10-15-2009, 06:55 AM	#2700
ELMontague Moderator AW Moderator Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Kansas City Posts: 3,059	"Did you know they actually had to use little metal cans filled with flammable gases to fly back then?"

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